I knew today was gonna suck when I woke up at 5 am by being PEED ON.
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
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Thanks guys, truly.
I knew today was gonna suck when I woke up at 5 am by being PEED ON.
Boy I hope you're talking about the dog!
Emeline. Crawled into bed with us and instantly let loose the bladder.
Aims, I'm so sorry your ex-employer lived up to his reputation of being a total arse.
Aw, poor kiddo AND poor parents!
My rage is dissapating into low self-image and "What is WRONG with me?"
I know they all said it, but there is NOTHING wrong with you, baby.
You just had the misfortune of being hired by the shit-sucking fuckstick cockweasel from the Lamest Circle of Hell.
Aims! That guy is barely on the same evolutionary scale as you - you will find a much better job with an actual human boss and it will be good.
{{Aims}} May the fuckweasel find traps on his golf course that he has to chew his mange-infested leg off to get out of. You deserve so much better, babe.