Wild monkey love or tender Sarah McLachlan love?

Xander ,'Him'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - May 12, 2008 3:51:38 am PDT #8686 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Aims, I'm so sorry your ex-employer lived up to his reputation of being a total arse.


Jessica - May 12, 2008 3:53:20 am PDT #8687 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Aw, poor kiddo AND poor parents!


Miracleman - May 12, 2008 4:07:57 am PDT #8688 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

My rage is dissapating into low self-image and "What is WRONG with me?"

I know they all said it, but there is NOTHING wrong with you, baby.

You just had the misfortune of being hired by the shit-sucking fuckstick cockweasel from the Lamest Circle of Hell.


sumi - May 12, 2008 4:10:54 am PDT #8689 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Aims! That guy is barely on the same evolutionary scale as you - you will find a much better job with an actual human boss and it will be good.


SailAweigh - May 12, 2008 4:15:30 am PDT #8690 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

{{Aims}} May the fuckweasel find traps on his golf course that he has to chew his mange-infested leg off to get out of. You deserve so much better, babe.


Steph L. - May 12, 2008 4:30:26 am PDT #8691 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Aims, can you file for unemployment? IIRC, if you were fired for a reason that isn't, you know, breaking the law (embezzlement, etc.), you should be able to collect unemployment.

El Senor Fucktardo paid into the goddamn unemployment system, so you're entitled to collect it.

Jesus. What an asshat. From everything you've told us, his company is going to fucking TANK without you.


Aims - May 12, 2008 4:33:59 am PDT #8692 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I can file - I have to wait until Wednesday to do so. I have to do it over the phone cause I worked in another state in the past 18 months and they have so many people calling that they split it up into days. I have to call Wednesday between 8:30 and 12:30.


Aims - May 12, 2008 4:36:14 am PDT #8693 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I can file - I have to wait until Wednesday to do so. I have to do it over the phone cause I worked in another state in the past 18 months and they have so many people calling that they split it up into days. I have to call Wednesday between 8:30 and 12:30.


§ ita § - May 12, 2008 4:50:05 am PDT #8694 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, fuck, Aims. He was a time bomb waiting to go off, but I sure hoped you could have made it clear on your own time.


Emily - May 12, 2008 4:51:03 am PDT #8695 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Oh, Aims. Maybe your former asshole boss can go have lunch with JZ's former asshole boss and find out how much he's going to regret this. Also, "switch it up"? Seriously? That's when you repaint the office or change everyone's job title to "executive" or have some training. Not fire somebody. And isn't this the guy who said the office simply couldn't function for even one day without you? Way to go, guy. Jerkface.