Buffy: Dancing with you is way better than trying to hook up with some good-looking guy. Xander: I think I liked it more when you were kicking me in my puffy groin.

'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - May 12, 2008 3:48:42 am PDT #8682 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

t shakes head sadly at Joe


Aims - May 12, 2008 3:49:03 am PDT #8683 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t smiles weakly

Thanks guys, truly.


Jessica - May 12, 2008 3:49:52 am PDT #8684 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I knew today was gonna suck when I woke up at 5 am by being PEED ON.

Boy I hope you're talking about the dog!


Aims - May 12, 2008 3:50:51 am PDT #8685 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Emeline. Crawled into bed with us and instantly let loose the bladder.


Sparky1 - May 12, 2008 3:51:38 am PDT #8686 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Aims, I'm so sorry your ex-employer lived up to his reputation of being a total arse.


Jessica - May 12, 2008 3:53:20 am PDT #8687 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Aw, poor kiddo AND poor parents!


Miracleman - May 12, 2008 4:07:57 am PDT #8688 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

My rage is dissapating into low self-image and "What is WRONG with me?"

I know they all said it, but there is NOTHING wrong with you, baby.

You just had the misfortune of being hired by the shit-sucking fuckstick cockweasel from the Lamest Circle of Hell.


sumi - May 12, 2008 4:10:54 am PDT #8689 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Aims! That guy is barely on the same evolutionary scale as you - you will find a much better job with an actual human boss and it will be good.


SailAweigh - May 12, 2008 4:15:30 am PDT #8690 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

{{Aims}} May the fuckweasel find traps on his golf course that he has to chew his mange-infested leg off to get out of. You deserve so much better, babe.


Steph L. - May 12, 2008 4:30:26 am PDT #8691 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Aims, can you file for unemployment? IIRC, if you were fired for a reason that isn't, you know, breaking the law (embezzlement, etc.), you should be able to collect unemployment.

El Senor Fucktardo paid into the goddamn unemployment system, so you're entitled to collect it.

Jesus. What an asshat. From everything you've told us, his company is going to fucking TANK without you.