If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - May 08, 2008 9:56:04 am PDT #8318 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I skimmed - someone had a question about Rozerem? It is a take-as-you-need med. I stopped using it because I was one of the unlucky "may cause or intensify depression" side-effect sufferers.
Strangely enough, I was just talking about Rozerem with a friend last night. Her boyfriend takes it and thinks it's the best thing ever, but she said it makes her feel like a truck ran her over every morning. It's so funny how body chemistry changes medications' effects.

Alas, we do not. GF is not a "cast member," but rather a lowly contractor. We are going on free passes though that she got from others at work. Also we should go down! Always up for D'land.
Ah, bummer. But yes, we shall go anyway! I get out of school in early June, so let's find a time then. Whee!


Emily - May 08, 2008 10:20:52 am PDT #8319 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I skimmed - someone had a question about Rozerem?

Me! From what my doctor said, I thought it maybe had to build up in your system, but I see not. Thanks, everyone! What I really need is something that will make me drowsy for about one, two hours, then disappear entirely. Alas, the only things that make me sleep at 10 PM seem to make me still asleep at 10 AM.


Atropa - May 08, 2008 10:22:17 am PDT #8320 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

What I really need is something that will make me drowsy for about one, two hours, then disappear entirely.

Sonata. That worked awesome for me. Or, half an Ambien. The Rozerem should work fine for you, just be aware of how your mood is.


Pix - May 08, 2008 10:23:58 am PDT #8321 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Half an Ambien has been my godsend on insomnia-wrought nights.


Jessica - May 08, 2008 10:54:41 am PDT #8322 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

What's a tactful way to say "No presents" on a birthday party invitation for a 1-year old? (I know it's a month off, but I am Miss Plannypants today.) We have way too much stuff already.

(I mean, I know the grandparents will get us presents no matter what we say, but I don't want anyone to feel pressured into bringing something.)

Maybe I should tell people to bring food for the party instead of gifts.


amych - May 08, 2008 10:57:12 am PDT #8323 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Food for the party is good, and suggest an org for donations (first book? msbelle's orphanage (which now looks so very wrong, written out like that)? some other kid-focused charity?) for the generosity overflow. People really want to give gifts even when they rationally understand that you don't want the stuff.

And I'm pretty sure there's no way to stop grandparents.


Nora Deirdre - May 08, 2008 10:58:37 am PDT #8324 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I've seen phrasing along the lines of presents should be presence... or something.

Man, it's so oppressively hot and stuffy in my office, I can't even think.


brenda m - May 08, 2008 11:00:25 am PDT #8325 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Or work in a joke about the apartment overflowing, or stepping on grandmparents' right to spoil or something?


hippocampus - May 08, 2008 11:01:12 am PDT #8326 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Jessica - we've gone with "please no gifts" and "presence, not presents" - however, people will bring things anyway and then you're caught in the 'make a big deal over the gifts?' quandary.

don't get me wrong - we looove presents - and we like parties too... but yeah, sometimes it is a little too much in combo.


hippocampus - May 08, 2008 11:02:54 am PDT #8327 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

cereal - again

on the other hand, we once (2 years ago) received a rhymed poem about what the child did need, what sizes he was, and - no shit - a list of things that were not needed. All of which made me blow up with the RUDE. This from a neighbor, not a relative.