I love how the human reaction to something disturbing is to show it to everyone....

This would explain ita's links.

Happy Birthday, Glamcookie! I hope it’s a fabulous and even better year!

I think every Buffista toddler needs one of these.

That kind of reminds me of the Ugly Dolls. Nephew got one of those from his uncle for his baptism, and he ADORES it. It’s his absolute favorite thing ever.

There was something that I was thinking I must tell you all, but now it’s gone from my brain. Oh, well. You were all saved. For now, anyways.

Oh! I remembered. I'm very sad. I'm about to cancel my Netflix account. Mostly I'm sad because I'm going to lose the list of movies/shows I've wanted to watch.

This would explain ita's links.

I'm just a really human person.

Thanks for the shoe info and b-day wishes :) I'm sitting on two pairs of shoes from Zappos right now and am being wishy washy on both. I think I love them both and need to just wear 'em. The other pair are the orange ones I posted a while back - [link]

for the coffee lovers among us:

Three Peckered Billy Goat Coffee

Uncanny high notes of fruity sweetness on top of a dry-chocolatey flavor base.

mmmmmmm

Didn't we drink that at the SF F2F? Jilli & Pete brought some down to indoctrinate us all into the Ravensbrew cult.

I love that coffee! Used it up about a month ago. I should order more.

I wish Dylan were old enough to want one. They sound so cool!

OMG, those Missing Monsters are AWESOME. ...I'm totally wonderign what Princess Squeakaboo would come up with...

HAPHAPPY BIRTHDAY, GLAMCOOKIE!

Poor CJ. Sick is never fun, but out both ends is the worst! Don't get his sickness, Suzi!

Hee. I'm amusing myself imagining Aimee's slash of bright red underwear (would it really be better if you were wearing white or something? or worse yet, FLESH TONE?)

Phone: Ahem. *ring*

Me: You know...*I* think that if all the people whose mighty intellect and genius and inspiration went into your creation and development into what you are today, I think if they knew what you were doing...they would shoot themselves in their own faces.

Phone: You know...fuck you, man. I'm the victim here. It's you humans who use me and devices like me for inane shit like LOL speak and midget porn and FuckCakes O' the Day and who gets the grief? Who? *ring*

Me: Me.

Phone: ME, that's who! You're always bitching about what a pain in the ass *I* am, but it's the fuckwit HUMAN on the other end who's your problem, not me! Okay, pal? *ring*

Me: Wow, this is a hot-button issue with you, huh?

Phone: JUST ANSWER ALREADY, YOU SHIT! *ring*

FuckCake O' the Day: Yeah, I'm FuckCake O' the Day and I work at the FuckCakery and I just got a letter from you guys saying I didn't return my Benefit Enrollment paperwork?

Me: Okay.

FCO'tD: Yeah, well, I never got anything like that! All I got is one big envelope from you one time, it had my time card in it and some other stuff.

Me: Do you have that other stuff there with you?

FCO'tD: Yeah.

Me: Can you read the top of the other stuff to me?

FCO'tD: Yeah, it says "Benefit Enrollment and Change Form".

Me: ...

FCO'tD: ...

Me: That's the Benefit Enrollment paperwork we're talking about.

FCO'tD: It is?

Me: Yes. Thus the words "Benefit Enrollment" showing up on both the letter we sent and the paperwork you just read to me.

FCO'tD: Oh.

Me: So fill out that paperwork, send it back to us, and you can have benefits.

FCO'tD: Oh.

Me: Okay, then.

FCO'tD: Say, when will I be eligible for benefits?