Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - May 07, 2008 8:22:44 am PDT #8102 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Happy Birthday, Glamcookie! I hope it’s a fabulous and even better year!

I think every Buffista toddler needs one of these.

That kind of reminds me of the Ugly Dolls. Nephew got one of those from his uncle for his baptism, and he ADORES it. It’s his absolute favorite thing ever.

There was something that I was thinking I must tell you all, but now it’s gone from my brain. Oh, well. You were all saved. For now, anyways.


vw bug - May 07, 2008 8:27:42 am PDT #8103 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh! I remembered. I'm very sad. I'm about to cancel my Netflix account. Mostly I'm sad because I'm going to lose the list of movies/shows I've wanted to watch.


§ ita § - May 07, 2008 8:29:42 am PDT #8104 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This would explain ita's links.

I'm just a really human person.


Glamcookie - May 07, 2008 8:30:20 am PDT #8105 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Thanks for the shoe info and b-day wishes :) I'm sitting on two pairs of shoes from Zappos right now and am being wishy washy on both. I think I love them both and need to just wear 'em. The other pair are the orange ones I posted a while back - [link]


Vortex - May 07, 2008 8:31:26 am PDT #8106 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

for the coffee lovers among us:

Three Peckered Billy Goat Coffee

Uncanny high notes of fruity sweetness on top of a dry-chocolatey flavor base.

mmmmmmm


Jessica - May 07, 2008 8:34:25 am PDT #8107 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Didn't we drink that at the SF F2F? Jilli & Pete brought some down to indoctrinate us all into the Ravensbrew cult.


Pix - May 07, 2008 8:34:44 am PDT #8108 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I love that coffee! Used it up about a month ago. I should order more.


meara - May 07, 2008 8:45:20 am PDT #8109 of 10001

I wish Dylan were old enough to want one. They sound so cool!

OMG, those Missing Monsters are AWESOME. ...I'm totally wonderign what Princess Squeakaboo would come up with...

HAPHAPPY BIRTHDAY, GLAMCOOKIE!

Poor CJ. Sick is never fun, but out both ends is the worst! Don't get his sickness, Suzi!

Hee. I'm amusing myself imagining Aimee's slash of bright red underwear (would it really be better if you were wearing white or something? or worse yet, FLESH TONE?)


Miracleman - May 07, 2008 8:45:22 am PDT #8110 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Phone: Ahem. *ring*

Me: You know...*I* think that if all the people whose mighty intellect and genius and inspiration went into your creation and development into what you are today, I think if they knew what you were doing...they would shoot themselves in their own faces.

Phone: You know...fuck you, man. I'm the victim here. It's you humans who use me and devices like me for inane shit like LOL speak and midget porn and FuckCakes O' the Day and who gets the grief? Who? *ring*

Me: Me.

Phone: ME, that's who! You're always bitching about what a pain in the ass *I* am, but it's the fuckwit HUMAN on the other end who's your problem, not me! Okay, pal? *ring*

Me: Wow, this is a hot-button issue with you, huh?

Phone: JUST ANSWER ALREADY, YOU SHIT! *ring*

FuckCake O' the Day: Yeah, I'm FuckCake O' the Day and I work at the FuckCakery and I just got a letter from you guys saying I didn't return my Benefit Enrollment paperwork?

Me: Okay.

FCO'tD: Yeah, well, I never got anything like that! All I got is one big envelope from you one time, it had my time card in it and some other stuff.

Me: Do you have that other stuff there with you?

FCO'tD: Yeah.

Me: Can you read the top of the other stuff to me?

FCO'tD: Yeah, it says "Benefit Enrollment and Change Form".

Me: ...

FCO'tD: ...

Me: That's the Benefit Enrollment paperwork we're talking about.

FCO'tD: It is?

Me: Yes. Thus the words "Benefit Enrollment" showing up on both the letter we sent and the paperwork you just read to me.

FCO'tD: Oh.

Me: So fill out that paperwork, send it back to us, and you can have benefits.

FCO'tD: Oh.

Me: Okay, then.

FCO'tD: Say, when will I be eligible for benefits?


§ ita § - May 07, 2008 8:50:21 am PDT #8111 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

MM, can you get your FCO'tDs to call Time Warner? I've had three asshats in a row trying to tell me it's not their fault I can't get to google.com. I think they'd be made for each other.