SON OF A BITCH. remember how I was psyched that I got the table for $50 less? well, it seems that there are two motherfucking sizes, and I got the wrong (smaller) one. Now, I have to find time to get to motherfucking Ikea before Sunday. FUCK.
Dawn: I think a date should be in a real fancy restaurant, then champagne at a night club with a floor show, then ballroom dancing. Joyce: Unfortunately, we're not dating in a movie from the thirties.
'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Vortex - May 05, 2008 8:23:21 pm PDT #7850 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
javachik - May 05, 2008 8:37:15 pm PDT #7851 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
That completely sucks giant red monkey ass, Vortex!
And, Meara, what in the HELL is a meat panty? Or do I not want to know? (and do you also read Elyse Sewell's LJ? I have never seen ANTM, but I adore Elyse)
Hil R. - May 05, 2008 9:14:31 pm PDT #7852 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Argh. Just went to a Jewish environmentalist blog, and the first post had a picture of people killing a goat. Cut tags are there for a reason, people!
javachik - May 05, 2008 9:33:57 pm PDT #7853 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Oh, gross!
Laga - May 05, 2008 10:51:20 pm PDT #7854 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
~ma to you, Erin.
Fay - May 06, 2008 1:56:24 am PDT #7855 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Java, I'm assuming that the panties and scarves were cunningly crafted from meat. Upon reflection, Parma ham or something along those lines might not be too disgusting. Assuming one was allowed to wear some kind of actual panties underneath. Although my initial mental image was more lumps-of-raw-steak, which is probably the route they went if they were aiming for maximum grossoutage...
Jars - May 06, 2008 1:59:02 am PDT #7856 of 10001
My brain does not want to move out of bank holiday mode. But! I drove 100km this morning, by myself! First time ever. I r proud.
Fay - May 06, 2008 2:01:50 am PDT #7857 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
God, you and me both, girl! We had Thursday off school, Friday at school, and then Sat, Sun & Mon off school! That whole back-to-work thing - not so much with the yay.
(well, except that my kids continue to be adorable, so that's good...)
Jars - May 06, 2008 2:18:23 am PDT #7858 of 10001
That sounds wonderful, Fay! I've four days off booked at the end of May, and I'm counting down the days.
Laura - May 06, 2008 3:04:14 am PDT #7859 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Yay Jars with the mad driving skillz.
~ma for Erin. In my thoughts all morning.
It is smoky outside this morning. Not a single thing in any news reports on line. I don't know whether it is a controlled burn of sugar cane fields, or drought related fires. But not nice weather for breathing. Looking at the weather for the week did show me that it is going to be close to 90 every day. Guess I better get the A/C fixed.