I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


javachik - May 05, 2008 8:37:15 pm PDT #7851 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

That completely sucks giant red monkey ass, Vortex!

And, Meara, what in the HELL is a meat panty? Or do I not want to know? (and do you also read Elyse Sewell's LJ? I have never seen ANTM, but I adore Elyse)


Hil R. - May 05, 2008 9:14:31 pm PDT #7852 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Argh. Just went to a Jewish environmentalist blog, and the first post had a picture of people killing a goat. Cut tags are there for a reason, people!


javachik - May 05, 2008 9:33:57 pm PDT #7853 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Oh, gross!


Laga - May 05, 2008 10:51:20 pm PDT #7854 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

~ma to you, Erin.


Fay - May 06, 2008 1:56:24 am PDT #7855 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Java, I'm assuming that the panties and scarves were cunningly crafted from meat. Upon reflection, Parma ham or something along those lines might not be too disgusting. Assuming one was allowed to wear some kind of actual panties underneath. Although my initial mental image was more lumps-of-raw-steak, which is probably the route they went if they were aiming for maximum grossoutage...


Jars - May 06, 2008 1:59:02 am PDT #7856 of 10001

My brain does not want to move out of bank holiday mode. But! I drove 100km this morning, by myself! First time ever. I r proud.


Fay - May 06, 2008 2:01:50 am PDT #7857 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

God, you and me both, girl! We had Thursday off school, Friday at school, and then Sat, Sun & Mon off school! That whole back-to-work thing - not so much with the yay.

(well, except that my kids continue to be adorable, so that's good...)


Jars - May 06, 2008 2:18:23 am PDT #7858 of 10001

That sounds wonderful, Fay! I've four days off booked at the end of May, and I'm counting down the days.


Laura - May 06, 2008 3:04:14 am PDT #7859 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Yay Jars with the mad driving skillz.

~ma for Erin. In my thoughts all morning.

It is smoky outside this morning. Not a single thing in any news reports on line. I don't know whether it is a controlled burn of sugar cane fields, or drought related fires. But not nice weather for breathing. Looking at the weather for the week did show me that it is going to be close to 90 every day. Guess I better get the A/C fixed.


Aims - May 06, 2008 3:19:47 am PDT #7860 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Anyone else hear about the study on adopted vs. natural children and tendencies for mental issues as teenagers? If not, one of the mental disorders they talked about was Oppositional Defiance Disorder. Joe and I called BULLSHIT on it in the car and I came to work and looked it up. Here are the criteria:

A pattern of negativistic, hostile, and defiant behavior lasting at least six months during which four or more of the following are present:
1. Often loses temper
2. often argues with adults
3. often actively defies or refuses to comply with adults' requests or rules
4. often deliberately annoys people
5. often blames others for his or her mistakes or misbehavior
6. is often touchy or easily annoyed by others
7. is often angry and resentful
8. is often spiteful and vindictive

The disturbance in behavior causes clinically significant impairment in social, academic, or occupational functioning.

I know Em's only three, but she does half of these and I am pretty sure that it's not some damned disorder. What the hell? Are we medicating kids for any kind of negative behavior now? I'm on board with ADD and ADHD, but this? Seems like totaly hippie-dippie bullshit.

Shit - *I* do most of these things and I'm pretty sure I'm just an a-hole.