Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Miracleman - Apr 30, 2008 4:25:39 am PDT #7127 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Health ~ma for KT.

Luck ~ma for my wife.

General ~ma for all youse folks, 'cause I've got this big ol' sack of ~ma here and it's all gonna go bad.

Had a strange dream last night. Disturbing. It started off sorta cool, I was like a secret agent fighting former-USSR mercenaries who were doing something bad. But all through the dream I was just depressed and tired and after killing the last bad guy I just picked up a random gun off the floor and blew my own brains out.

But I didn't die. And then Aims was mad at me becaue I'd shot myself and I was all "Yeah, but...I didn't die and *that* kinda freaks me out as well.*

And there was some bit about holographic reconstruction of my suicide where I got to see me blowing my brains out from a different angle...

...it was all very strange and I feel creepified now.


Tom Scola - Apr 30, 2008 4:26:32 am PDT #7128 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Break a leg, Aims!


sj - Apr 30, 2008 4:27:10 am PDT #7129 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Interview~ma, Aims!


Nora Deirdre - Apr 30, 2008 4:31:13 am PDT #7130 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Besides, he couldn't be bothered to play nice when your sister was going through lots of scary health stuff, so I say screw him.

SERIOUSLY. Don't let the fact that you are a better human being than this guy guilt you out of taking control of your own financial and emotional well being.

interview ~ma for Aims, house ~ma for Raq and Cashmere (I can't believe the BS you guys have had to go through to get DH's company to do what they said they would), and health~ma for Kristin and Nicole.


Jessica - Apr 30, 2008 4:31:56 am PDT #7131 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

MM, I think you and Aims need a vacation BAD.


Miracleman - Apr 30, 2008 4:33:57 am PDT #7132 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

MM, I think you and Aims need a vacation BAD.

I wouldn't say no to one.


Emily - Apr 30, 2008 4:34:56 am PDT #7133 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

MM having reminded me, I suddenly feel compelled to relate my dream. Feel free to stop reading if you like.

In my dream there was a shape-shifter* who was pretending to be someone else, but she was blind so it was possible to test it if you suspected it was her. Except she was sort of like a supervillain, so she was very very good at pretending not to be blind. Also, she lived in an apartment that in my dream I identified as being just like Jen's old condo. Even though it wasn't at all. And the shapeshifter was pretending to be someone so she could sleep with Snape. In my dream I remember coming to very clear conclusions about things we had learned earlier in the dream, like "Aha, that's why she wants to be tied up, because she doesn't know if he's slept with the person she's pretending to be since the last time she was here, so she doesn't want to get things wrong." And Snape lived in a neighborhood covered with crude graffiti, but he'd cursed his own parking space so no paint would stick to it. Clever man, that Snape. Not so clever as to realize he was sleeping with the wrong woman, apparently, but clever anyway.

(* Who, in the way of dreams, seems to have been not so much a shapeshifter as vaguely similar-looking to the other woman. But you know how dreams can stick labels on things, like there's something that you regard as a banana all through the dream, and then after you wake up you think, "But it was round and green and quite definitely an apple." Or maybe that's just me and my brain is misfiring. Ah well.)


WindSparrow - Apr 30, 2008 4:40:00 am PDT #7134 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I'm not sure but what people wanting to sleep with Snape might be nastier than MM's dream.

Getting great new job~ma for Aimee.


Emily - Apr 30, 2008 4:41:47 am PDT #7135 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Keep in mind, though, movie Snape. So, you know, Alan Rickman.


Aims - Apr 30, 2008 4:42:13 am PDT #7136 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I've had fantasies about Snape.