Also, just read beep me!

House~ma for Raq and health~ma for Nicole!

Health ~ma for KT.

Luck ~ma for my wife.

General ~ma for all youse folks, 'cause I've got this big ol' sack of ~ma here and it's all gonna go bad.

Had a strange dream last night. Disturbing. It started off sorta cool, I was like a secret agent fighting former-USSR mercenaries who were doing something bad. But all through the dream I was just depressed and tired and after killing the last bad guy I just picked up a random gun off the floor and blew my own brains out.

But I didn't die. And then Aims was mad at me becaue I'd shot myself and I was all "Yeah, but...I didn't die and *that* kinda freaks me out as well.*

And there was some bit about holographic reconstruction of my suicide where I got to see me blowing my brains out from a different angle...

...it was all very strange and I feel creepified now.

Break a leg, Aims!

Interview~ma, Aims!

Besides, he couldn't be bothered to play nice when your sister was going through lots of scary health stuff, so I say screw him.

SERIOUSLY. Don't let the fact that you are a better human being than this guy guilt you out of taking control of your own financial and emotional well being.

interview ~ma for Aims, house ~ma for Raq and Cashmere (I can't believe the BS you guys have had to go through to get DH's company to do what they said they would), and health~ma for Kristin and Nicole.

MM, I think you and Aims need a vacation BAD.

MM, I think you and Aims need a vacation BAD.

I wouldn't say no to one.

MM having reminded me, I suddenly feel compelled to relate my dream. Feel free to stop reading if you like.

In my dream there was a shape-shifter* who was pretending to be someone else, but she was blind so it was possible to test it if you suspected it was her. Except she was sort of like a supervillain, so she was very very good at pretending not to be blind. Also, she lived in an apartment that in my dream I identified as being just like Jen's old condo. Even though it wasn't at all. And the shapeshifter was pretending to be someone so she could sleep with Snape. In my dream I remember coming to very clear conclusions about things we had learned earlier in the dream, like "Aha, that's why she wants to be tied up, because she doesn't know if he's slept with the person she's pretending to be since the last time she was here, so she doesn't want to get things wrong." And Snape lived in a neighborhood covered with crude graffiti, but he'd cursed his own parking space so no paint would stick to it. Clever man, that Snape. Not so clever as to realize he was sleeping with the wrong woman, apparently, but clever anyway.

(* Who, in the way of dreams, seems to have been not so much a shapeshifter as vaguely similar-looking to the other woman. But you know how dreams can stick labels on things, like there's something that you regard as a banana all through the dream, and then after you wake up you think, "But it was round and green and quite definitely an apple." Or maybe that's just me and my brain is misfiring. Ah well.)

I'm not sure but what people wanting to sleep with Snape might be nastier than MM's dream.

Getting great new job~ma for Aimee.

Keep in mind, though, movie Snape. So, you know, Alan Rickman.