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Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

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Trudy Booth - Apr 29, 2008 8:10:35 pm PDT #7084 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Oh, and she knows it too. Rest assured that your darling dog has already put in the hard yards on the question of how much and how often to drink from the toilet while devouring her human, for she has no fear of the consequences.

I'm just grateful that she's not a duck.

Oh! The other day during a show one of the audience suggestions was "Duck". Did I tell the duck necrophilia story? Oh yes I did.

beth b - Apr 29, 2008 8:14:17 pm PDT #7085 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

how could you resist?

WindSparrow - Apr 29, 2008 8:25:24 pm PDT #7086 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Harvey is purring his little heart out on the computer again.

Do we need ultra-cute kitten videos from YouTube? If so, there was one on CuteOverload.com yesterday: [link]

WindSparrow - Apr 29, 2008 8:29:49 pm PDT #7087 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Speaking of CuteOverload.com, they have an adorable picture of an adult otter holding a baby, which I highly recommend.

Trudy Booth - Apr 29, 2008 8:30:33 pm PDT #7088 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

how could you resist?

Who could really?

You could have heard a pin drop when I looked at the audience and said "I'm part of this online community and we have a running joke about duck necrophilia".

Sometimes startling the shit out of them is even more fun than making them laugh.

billytea - Apr 29, 2008 8:30:39 pm PDT #7089 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Mostly, just need distraction, and awareness of other people.

Look! Over there! Trudy's dog is sneaking up on her to devour her!

I'm just grateful that she's not a duck.

My section's restructure management is now Operation Carnivorous Duck! I'm so proud.

Oh! The other day during a show one of the audience suggestions was "Duck". Did I tell the duck necrophilia story? Oh yes I did.

I don't suppose Ari Fleischer got a mention? Oh, and did you tell them about the Argentinian lake duck?

Pix - Apr 29, 2008 8:33:18 pm PDT #7090 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

So it looks like they may be admitting me to the hospital tonight. 25 to 30% of my right lung is blocked. The x-ray was scary. I'm being nebbed now and already have an IV port installed. The local pulminologist is coming in to assess me in a couple of hours. This is rapidly becoming kind of scary.

billytea - Apr 29, 2008 8:38:19 pm PDT #7091 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

So it looks like they may be admitting me to the hospital tonight. 25 to 30% of my right lung is blocked. The x-ray was scary. I'm being nebbed now and already have an IV port installed. The local pulminologist is coming in to assess me in a couple of hours. This is rapidly becoming kind of scary.

Oh lord. Yeah, if they're suggesting hospital, go with it. And tell your right lung to straighten up and fly right!

javachik - Apr 29, 2008 8:38:21 pm PDT #7092 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Oh fuck, Kristin. I sure as hell hope they make you feel better and soon. This is sounding alarmingly like what my uncle went through in December. I'm sorry honey.

Scrappy - Apr 29, 2008 8:43:44 pm PDT #7093 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Poor Kristin! I hope you respond to treatment pronto.

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