how could you resist?
Who could really?
You could have heard a pin drop when I looked at the audience and said "I'm part of this online community and we have a running joke about duck necrophilia".
Sometimes startling the shit out of them is even more fun than making them laugh.
Mostly, just need distraction, and awareness of other people.
Look! Over there! Trudy's dog is sneaking up on her to
devour her!
I'm just grateful that she's not a duck.
My section's restructure management is now Operation Carnivorous Duck! I'm so proud.
Oh! The other day during a show one of the audience suggestions was "Duck". Did I tell the duck necrophilia story? Oh yes I did.
I don't suppose Ari Fleischer got a mention? Oh, and did you tell them about the Argentinian lake duck?
So it looks like they may be admitting me to the hospital tonight. 25 to 30% of my right lung is blocked. The x-ray was scary. I'm being nebbed now and already have an IV port installed. The local pulminologist is coming in to assess me in a couple of hours. This is rapidly becoming kind of scary.
So it looks like they may be admitting me to the hospital tonight. 25 to 30% of my right lung is blocked. The x-ray was scary. I'm being nebbed now and already have an IV port installed. The local pulminologist is coming in to assess me in a couple of hours. This is rapidly becoming kind of scary.
Oh lord. Yeah, if they're suggesting hospital, go with it. And tell your right lung to straighten up and fly right!
Oh fuck, Kristin. I sure as hell hope they make you feel better and soon. This is sounding alarmingly like what my uncle went through in December. I'm sorry honey.
Poor Kristin! I hope you respond to treatment pronto.
Ah, shit, honey. I'm glad as hell you went in, but fuck.
This is rapidly becoming kind of scary.
Try not to be too scared. Because you were smart and went to the doctor you're not in danger.
(still sucks of course. tons.)
Crap, Kristin! Much medical~ma to you.
oh , shit. glad you are there, wish you didn't have to be , Kristin