If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Apr 29, 2008 7:57:36 pm PDT #7077 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

How did you get interested in doing trapeze, Hil?

Did it at camp when I was a kid and had fun, then a few years ago I saw something on TV about the trapeze school in NY, and I googled it and found out they had a branch in Baltimore. I really should be doing situps -- my abs are really out of shape, and those are the muscles that are usually most sore after trapeze. Well, abs and the backs of my shoulders.


vw bug - Apr 29, 2008 7:59:57 pm PDT #7078 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, Kristin! I hope you got seen and are home resting now. I hate the I-can't-breathe feeling.

Hil, that sounds so cool. I don't think I could ever do it, but it sounds wicked cool.


Burrell - Apr 29, 2008 8:05:06 pm PDT #7079 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Trapeze does sound wicked cool.

At this point I think almost anything that involves balance or control pretty much involves the abs. Whenever I need more balance, I just think to myself "tighten your butt, tighten your abs" and 90something % of the time it works.


beth b - Apr 29, 2008 8:05:41 pm PDT #7080 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I always wonder about what would make me go past my fears and do something a little bit daring.

when my BIL fell off a ladder I did get past some of my driving fears -- at least to the point where in an emergency I feel I could go way beyond my usual close to home only habits


beth b - Apr 29, 2008 8:06:36 pm PDT #7081 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

you are up awfully late Ms. Bug - or are you still in Kansas?


Hil R. - Apr 29, 2008 8:07:41 pm PDT #7082 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Thanks guys. I'm feeling better, and I'm gonna go read for a bit and then try to get to sleep.


beth b - Apr 29, 2008 8:09:36 pm PDT #7083 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

glad you are better, Hil. I think I should sleep soon. where is this tiredness coming from ?


Trudy Booth - Apr 29, 2008 8:10:35 pm PDT #7084 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Oh, and she knows it too. Rest assured that your darling dog has already put in the hard yards on the question of how much and how often to drink from the toilet while devouring her human, for she has no fear of the consequences.

I'm just grateful that she's not a duck.

Oh! The other day during a show one of the audience suggestions was "Duck". Did I tell the duck necrophilia story? Oh yes I did.


beth b - Apr 29, 2008 8:14:17 pm PDT #7085 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

how could you resist?


WindSparrow - Apr 29, 2008 8:25:24 pm PDT #7086 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Harvey is purring his little heart out on the computer again.

Do we need ultra-cute kitten videos from YouTube? If so, there was one on CuteOverload.com yesterday: [link]