I think the last time I saw my dad nekkid I was about four. The last time I saw my mom nekkid was in a sauna when I was about 11.
'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Oh, I forgot to mention in re: Erin's STBXEmployers.
*STABBITYSTABSTAB!* *SPLORCH!* *squeeky*
My work here is done.
Good Lord. I think I'd rather see my dad in the nip than in a speedo, to be honest. Fashion's cruelest joke, to be sure.
I saw my mom naked lots as a child (and still see her in her bra pretty frequently as that is how she gets ready in the morning, a trait I picked up from her). I'm sure I saw my dad at some point, but I'm not remembering it. My crazy family likes to talk about my dad being well-endowed. Ew, so something I never needed to know.
a speedo
Well, he was 42, and newly divorced, and he was trying to be all cool and shit. He also pierced his ear, which mortified me, because I was 12 and DADS DON'T DO THAT. Especially not in the mid-1980s in Ohio.
He also took me to a bar once, at age 12 or 13, when he had us for the weekend. I mentioned it to mom, and I'm not sure how badly she maimed him, but it never happened again.
Parents! Impossible to raise, I tell you what.
Now he chooses to bedevil me by having heart attacks. I think I'd take the Speedo back, if it meant no more calls from the cardiac ICU.
My crazy family likes to talk about my dad being well-endowed.
Ack! Not.Enough.Therapy.In.The.WORLD.
If it were my family that is. As for your family, GC, well -- mazel tov!
Parents! Impossible to raise, I tell you what.
This is so very true.
He also took me to a bar once, at age 12 or 13,
I was pretty much raised in pubs, I think. Most of them had playgrounds, at least...?
It definitely sounds worse than it is, but it's still gross. My family likes to get their party on and inevitably some questionable shit gets tossed out there.
ETA: This is extended family.
I was pretty much raised in pubs, I think. Most of them had playgrounds, at least...?
America seems to be a little less flexible on kids in bars. Definitely no playgrounds, which would have ROCKED.
Since I had breastfeeding siblings until I was about 10, I saw my mom more or less topless throughout my whole childhood. I am grateful not to have any memories of my father either naked OR in a speedo.