My crazy family likes to talk about my dad being well-endowed.
Ack! Not.Enough.Therapy.In.The.WORLD.
If it were my family that is. As for your family, GC, well -- mazel tov!
Mal: You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you here looking at me like I owe him something? Jayne: Wishing I could, Captain.
'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Apr 29, 2008 9:49:43 am PDT #6966 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Jars - Apr 29, 2008 9:51:24 am PDT #6967 of 10001
Parents! Impossible to raise, I tell you what.
This is so very true.
He also took me to a bar once, at age 12 or 13,
I was pretty much raised in pubs, I think. Most of them had playgrounds, at least...?
Glamcookie - Apr 29, 2008 9:52:12 am PDT #6968 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
It definitely sounds worse than it is, but it's still gross. My family likes to get their party on and inevitably some questionable shit gets tossed out there.
ETA: This is extended family.
Steph L. - Apr 29, 2008 9:52:46 am PDT #6969 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I was pretty much raised in pubs, I think. Most of them had playgrounds, at least...?
America seems to be a little less flexible on kids in bars. Definitely no playgrounds, which would have ROCKED.
Jessica - Apr 29, 2008 9:52:49 am PDT #6970 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Since I had breastfeeding siblings until I was about 10, I saw my mom more or less topless throughout my whole childhood. I am grateful not to have any memories of my father either naked OR in a speedo.
DavidS - Apr 29, 2008 9:54:02 am PDT #6971 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I took Emmett to an R-rated movie this weekend (Forgetting Sarah Marshall). He survived exposure to Jason Segal's cock.
I expect to be bathing Matilda until she's old enough to wash herself.
With Emmett if there are any breaches of boundary issues, it's likely to initiate from his side. As for instance, him recently shoving his balls in my face to show off his first pubic hairs. I suspect he'll be teabagging his college teammates.
Steph L. - Apr 29, 2008 9:54:02 am PDT #6972 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I am grateful not to have any memories of my father either naked OR in a speedo.
Sure, taunt me with your fully-clothed dad. Meanie.
Fred Pete - Apr 29, 2008 9:54:22 am PDT #6973 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
My parents took us to bars occasionally. However, they were more neighborhood gathering places that happened to serve alcohol. Usually, parents would order beer for themselves and Cokes for us kids. They'd talk to other grown-ups while I eventually wandered over to the pinball machine. Not sure what my brother did.
juliana - Apr 29, 2008 9:54:58 am PDT #6974 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
He also took me to a bar once, at age 12 or 13,
I was pretty much raised in pubs, I think.
12 is when The Howling Dog (farthest North roadhouse, made of awesome) said I couldn't come in anymore to watch my mom and uncle play volleyball. Younger than that was fine, though.
Jars - Apr 29, 2008 9:55:23 am PDT #6975 of 10001
Definitely no playgrounds, which would have ROCKED.
It DID rock. I'd make new friends all the time, as kids do.
I can totally see how the bar culture in the States is different. Maybe if ours was more like that, there'd be fewer problems with binge drinking.