Oh, I forgot to mention in re: Erin's STBXEmployers.
*STABBITYSTABSTAB!* *SPLORCH!* *squeeky*
My work here is done.
Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?
Zoe ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Miracleman - Apr 29, 2008 9:46:06 am PDT #6962 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Jars - Apr 29, 2008 9:46:12 am PDT #6963 of 10001
Good Lord. I think I'd rather see my dad in the nip than in a speedo, to be honest. Fashion's cruelest joke, to be sure.
Glamcookie - Apr 29, 2008 9:48:27 am PDT #6964 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I saw my mom naked lots as a child (and still see her in her bra pretty frequently as that is how she gets ready in the morning, a trait I picked up from her). I'm sure I saw my dad at some point, but I'm not remembering it. My crazy family likes to talk about my dad being well-endowed. Ew, so something I never needed to know.
Steph L. - Apr 29, 2008 9:48:46 am PDT #6965 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
a speedo
Well, he was 42, and newly divorced, and he was trying to be all cool and shit. He also pierced his ear, which mortified me, because I was 12 and DADS DON'T DO THAT. Especially not in the mid-1980s in Ohio.
He also took me to a bar once, at age 12 or 13, when he had us for the weekend. I mentioned it to mom, and I'm not sure how badly she maimed him, but it never happened again.
Parents! Impossible to raise, I tell you what.
Now he chooses to bedevil me by having heart attacks. I think I'd take the Speedo back, if it meant no more calls from the cardiac ICU.
Steph L. - Apr 29, 2008 9:49:43 am PDT #6966 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
My crazy family likes to talk about my dad being well-endowed.
Ack! Not.Enough.Therapy.In.The.WORLD.
If it were my family that is. As for your family, GC, well -- mazel tov!
Jars - Apr 29, 2008 9:51:24 am PDT #6967 of 10001
Parents! Impossible to raise, I tell you what.
This is so very true.
He also took me to a bar once, at age 12 or 13,
I was pretty much raised in pubs, I think. Most of them had playgrounds, at least...?
Glamcookie - Apr 29, 2008 9:52:12 am PDT #6968 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
It definitely sounds worse than it is, but it's still gross. My family likes to get their party on and inevitably some questionable shit gets tossed out there.
ETA: This is extended family.
Steph L. - Apr 29, 2008 9:52:46 am PDT #6969 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I was pretty much raised in pubs, I think. Most of them had playgrounds, at least...?
America seems to be a little less flexible on kids in bars. Definitely no playgrounds, which would have ROCKED.
Jessica - Apr 29, 2008 9:52:49 am PDT #6970 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Since I had breastfeeding siblings until I was about 10, I saw my mom more or less topless throughout my whole childhood. I am grateful not to have any memories of my father either naked OR in a speedo.
DavidS - Apr 29, 2008 9:54:02 am PDT #6971 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I took Emmett to an R-rated movie this weekend (Forgetting Sarah Marshall). He survived exposure to Jason Segal's cock.
I expect to be bathing Matilda until she's old enough to wash herself.
With Emmett if there are any breaches of boundary issues, it's likely to initiate from his side. As for instance, him recently shoving his balls in my face to show off his first pubic hairs. I suspect he'll be teabagging his college teammates.