They're doing it backwards; walking up the down slide.

River ,'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - Apr 29, 2008 8:31:02 am PDT #6909 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

::makes Kristin a big mug of tea::


Jessica - Apr 29, 2008 8:31:18 am PDT #6910 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

wondering how a post called "and so we went to london to stabbinate" would work on TWC...

Well I guess I could take the baby with me. It's never too early to teach the proper use of stabbination, that's what I say.


hippocampus - Apr 29, 2008 8:36:00 am PDT #6911 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Well I guess I could take the baby with me.

sweet!


Sean K - Apr 29, 2008 8:36:33 am PDT #6912 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

But after that you need to go to London, because they're annoying me too.

Oooh! London!


Hil R. - Apr 29, 2008 8:50:36 am PDT #6913 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

OK, just need a reality check here. On the TWOP forum for Jon and Kate Plus Eight, people are saying that it's "inappropriate" for the three-year-old girls to be given baths by their father, and that their mother should be doing it. Three seems to me like young enough that it shouldn't matter which parent is giving the bath, as long as someone is getting the kids clean.

Also, people saying that the three-year-olds should be brushing their own hair by now. The boys, maybe, but the girls all have long hair. Do three-year-olds have that sort of coordination and patience to comb through and style their own hair? I'm pretty sure my mom was styling my hair each morning until second grade or so.


amych - Apr 29, 2008 8:52:50 am PDT #6914 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Those sound like people who don't know any actual children, Hil.


sj - Apr 29, 2008 8:53:37 am PDT #6915 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

OK, just need a reality check here. On the TWOP forum for Jon and Kate Plus Eight, people are saying that it's "inappropriate" for the three-year-old girls to be given baths by their father, and that their mother should be doing it. Three seems to me like young enough that it shouldn't matter which parent is giving the bath, as long as someone is getting the kids clean.

That's ridiculous.

Also, people saying that the three-year-olds should be brushing their own hair by now. The boys, maybe, but the girls all have long hair. Do three-year-olds have that sort of coordination and patience to comb through and style their own hair? I'm pretty sure my mom was styling my hair each morning until second grade or so.

Maybe they could be brushing it but not styling it. I think my mother was putting up my hair until at least second grade too. I couldn't do it evenly.


Glamcookie - Apr 29, 2008 8:55:34 am PDT #6916 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Ever think that our society is so paranoid about molestation that they make innocent, natural acts lewd and dirty? Sad.


Susan W. - Apr 29, 2008 8:58:18 am PDT #6917 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

If Annabel brushes her own hair, she skips the tangled bits. I usually let her brush it, then follow up to smooth it out/get all of the tangles. And both of use give her baths and supervise her dressing.


Trudy Booth - Apr 29, 2008 8:58:20 am PDT #6918 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Ever think that our society is so paranoid about molestation that they make innocent, natural acts lewd and dirty? Sad.

That and they apparently don't know how the hell pedophilia WORKS.

If the Father is a pedophile he doesn't need to be bathing them to molest them. And since he ISN'T a pedophile he isn't going to accidentally feel them up instead of scrubbing them.

Humans piss me off.