Bwah!!
And I wonder, what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears?
Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
SailAweigh - Apr 22, 2008 4:14:00 pm PDT #5984 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Jessica - Apr 22, 2008 4:19:04 pm PDT #5985 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The earplugs and noise machines help me sleep like a drugged-up rockstar.
HA. Perfect.
Hil R. - Apr 22, 2008 4:31:40 pm PDT #5986 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
hm, I think there's an extra letter there.
I proof-read that post about five times before clicking "Post message" to make sure I didn't make that typo anywhere.
DavidS - Apr 22, 2008 4:34:40 pm PDT #5987 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I like lots of beers but they tend to make me feel all bloaty and filled with a brazillion calories so I only have them under certain conditions. This is why I've slipped over to the many cocktails instead.
JZ, however, has gone back to beer drinking lately. She likes it brown and stout like her men.
Now Playing on my computer: "Mother and Child Reunion" - Paul Simon. (I'm loading his eponymous record - the parka one - which also has "Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard" and "Peace Like a River.")
Daisy Jane - Apr 22, 2008 4:38:53 pm PDT #5988 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I cannot drink beer. It's the carbonation-I don't drink sodas either, or champagne.
I'll stick with scotch.
amych - Apr 22, 2008 4:44:20 pm PDT #5989 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Y'all are seriously trying to kill me, aren't you?
FTR, I am having a cider. It is a reasonably decent cider. It is not made of grain. It is not a beer.
Hil R. - Apr 22, 2008 4:45:32 pm PDT #5990 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I have a cider in my fridge. Two of them, actually. I do not, however, have a bottle opener. This was poor Passover planning on my part.
Daisy Jane - Apr 22, 2008 4:52:39 pm PDT #5991 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Can you use the edge of the counter and the heel of your palm/fist?
Hil R. - Apr 22, 2008 5:00:33 pm PDT #5992 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Can you use the edge of the counter and the heel of your palm/fist?
I'm managed to injure myself with a bagel before. Not the knife, the actual bagel. In such a way that required an emergency trip to the doctor. I've also gotten an electric shock through alfredo sauce, and second-degree burns from soup. There is NO WAY I am going to attempt that.
Daisy Jane - Apr 22, 2008 5:19:08 pm PDT #5993 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Ok, so no counter top. Keys?