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Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erin_obscure - Apr 21, 2008 2:00:04 pm PDT #5820 of 10001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

I never got any math songs, which might be part of why it never made sense. However, my 9th grade earth science teacher did spend one class with her guitar singing us science songs, including one with the refrain: "A mole is a number, have you heard, it's six times ten to the *beat* twenty-third. THat's SIX with twenty four zeros on the end, much too big a number to even comprehend."

It had lots of verses demonstrating how big a mole is, like how if a mole of marshmallows fell to earth it would take that many people eating for that many years to finish them all up.

It was a pretty awesome song.

ALso, i was was lactose intolerant from day one. My mother raised me on breast milk (Plenty of fat there!) plus avoccadoes once i was old enough for (mostly) solid food. Av-o-ca-do was my third word. I like them lots, and apparently my brain developed just fine without dairy.


erin_obscure - Apr 21, 2008 2:00:21 pm PDT #5821 of 10001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Polter-Cow - Apr 21, 2008 2:08:20 pm PDT #5822 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It was a pretty awesome song.

That song does sound pretty awesome!


Miracleman - Apr 21, 2008 2:30:59 pm PDT #5823 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I do have to say that I had a very very Monday with tons of crazy callers all of whom would top any kind of crazy caller MiracleMan gets. I know you get a lot, but I got to hear from the guy who was sure the VA was out to get him by hiring unlicensed people to do medical work, forged all consent forms and documents, and then had him arrested when he showed up for a meeting with some hospital bigwig.

Wow, okay. You win.

Today.


hippocampus - Apr 21, 2008 2:32:59 pm PDT #5824 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

"A mole is a number, have you heard, it's six times ten to the *beat* twenty-third. THat's SIX with twenty four zeros on the end, much too big a number to even comprehend."

I obviously needed more songs in my math.

My sister's undergrad college cheer (for basketball, the one team they could field) went something like: Secant, Tangent, Cosine, Sine Three-point-one-four-one-five-nine... I don't think it's a stretch that a number of tiny engineering schools probably have the same sort of thing. Not all of those engineering schools can boast their losing streak though... Including 10 years running to Cooper Union.

Which goes to show that math and spelling can split right down the gene pool. As much as hair and eye color.


Jessica - Apr 21, 2008 2:40:21 pm PDT #5825 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Av-o-ca-do was my third word. I like them lots, and apparently my brain developed just fine without dairy.

Avocados are a fantastic source of fatty acids for healthy brain development. D loves them too.


Stephanie - Apr 21, 2008 2:46:52 pm PDT #5826 of 10001
Trust my rage

so, tonight is the sleep training? Good luck to Jessica, E and D.

Ellie is a good sleeper but she still sleeps with us and has no desire to leave. Lik JZ, I tell myself she will sleep on her own by college. In the mean time, she is cuddly.

The thing I have noticed the most about Ellie and eating is that I really have to set the example- and that can be such a bummer although it has definitely improved what I eat.


Jessica - Apr 21, 2008 2:51:41 pm PDT #5827 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Yes, right now in fact. I can't go back in for another 2 minutes. It is torture.


Stephanie - Apr 21, 2008 2:55:45 pm PDT #5828 of 10001
Trust my rage

Poor Jess! Stay strong! (There is just something about your baby crying that goes right into the base of my brain.)


askye - Apr 21, 2008 3:30:15 pm PDT #5829 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

MM I hope you had a day of light callers because I got so many and so crazy. I told a co worker "it feels like the universe is prank calling me."