You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.

Giles ,'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Miracleman - Apr 21, 2008 2:30:59 pm PDT #5823 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I do have to say that I had a very very Monday with tons of crazy callers all of whom would top any kind of crazy caller MiracleMan gets. I know you get a lot, but I got to hear from the guy who was sure the VA was out to get him by hiring unlicensed people to do medical work, forged all consent forms and documents, and then had him arrested when he showed up for a meeting with some hospital bigwig.

Wow, okay. You win.

Today.


hippocampus - Apr 21, 2008 2:32:59 pm PDT #5824 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

"A mole is a number, have you heard, it's six times ten to the *beat* twenty-third. THat's SIX with twenty four zeros on the end, much too big a number to even comprehend."

I obviously needed more songs in my math.

My sister's undergrad college cheer (for basketball, the one team they could field) went something like: Secant, Tangent, Cosine, Sine Three-point-one-four-one-five-nine... I don't think it's a stretch that a number of tiny engineering schools probably have the same sort of thing. Not all of those engineering schools can boast their losing streak though... Including 10 years running to Cooper Union.

Which goes to show that math and spelling can split right down the gene pool. As much as hair and eye color.


Jessica - Apr 21, 2008 2:40:21 pm PDT #5825 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Av-o-ca-do was my third word. I like them lots, and apparently my brain developed just fine without dairy.

Avocados are a fantastic source of fatty acids for healthy brain development. D loves them too.


Stephanie - Apr 21, 2008 2:46:52 pm PDT #5826 of 10001
Trust my rage

so, tonight is the sleep training? Good luck to Jessica, E and D.

Ellie is a good sleeper but she still sleeps with us and has no desire to leave. Lik JZ, I tell myself she will sleep on her own by college. In the mean time, she is cuddly.

The thing I have noticed the most about Ellie and eating is that I really have to set the example- and that can be such a bummer although it has definitely improved what I eat.


Jessica - Apr 21, 2008 2:51:41 pm PDT #5827 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Yes, right now in fact. I can't go back in for another 2 minutes. It is torture.


Stephanie - Apr 21, 2008 2:55:45 pm PDT #5828 of 10001
Trust my rage

Poor Jess! Stay strong! (There is just something about your baby crying that goes right into the base of my brain.)


askye - Apr 21, 2008 3:30:15 pm PDT #5829 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

MM I hope you had a day of light callers because I got so many and so crazy. I told a co worker "it feels like the universe is prank calling me."


Jessica - Apr 21, 2008 4:40:05 pm PDT #5830 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Well, that wasn't so bad - he fell asleep after about 45 minutes (around 8:30), which is only about 10 minutes later than he's been falling asleep the last few days anyway. Of course, 2 am will be worse, but I think we'll get through this.


Volans - Apr 21, 2008 5:00:33 pm PDT #5831 of 10001
move out and draw fire

I got so many and so crazy.

Yay full moon.

Stay strong Jess and Fone!


P.M. Marc - Apr 21, 2008 5:08:18 pm PDT #5832 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I really wish I hadn't been so hard-core (relatively speaking, I mean, I still ran SCREAMING from Mothering.com) AP when Lillian was younger. Not that I expect sleep training would have worked, but maybe it would have trained US to be able to sleep through her waking up and fussing about.

Of course, she didn't start being a terror about sleep until 7 months. And then I went back to work at a day shy of 8 months, so I had mother guilt and she was reverse cycling and blah blah blah.

It's funny, I still have the reflexive twitch about sleep training, but DAMN, I wish we'd tried it out.

(Of course, Certain Other People in the house wouldn't agree with that. Other than Lillian. Certain Other People are NOT in tune with the notion of Good Enough.)