Mal: I call you back? Wash: No, Mal. You didn't. Zoe: I take full responsibility, cap.

'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Apr 07, 2008 10:43:02 am PDT #3503 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oddly, I've got a Ben Franklin quote right at my elbow, on the copywright page of one of Rosemary Wells's Bunny Planet books. From a letter he wrote to one of his nephews in 1771:

It is the first duty of a flagging spirit to seek renewal in the latitudes of whimsy. I, for one, dream on beyond the five planets to a world without wickedness; verdant, mild, and populated by amiable lapins.

He should be on any sane person's Dinner With Anyone From History short list; it'd definitely be one of those dinners where nobody wanted to stop talking and listening long enough to actually eat and all the food got cold and congealed, but you wouldn't even notice being hungry because the conversation had been so fantastic. Though all the beer probably wouldn't hurt either.

And, in other news, I send Sean armloads of tacklehugs. I think of you almost every time I look at Matilda now; I see her head of wispy hair and remember you and S. visiting and your story of how you loved your little sister and how terribly you resented the hair that finally grew because it took away her extra-lovable "baby head," and I love you all over again.


Daisy Jane - Apr 07, 2008 10:43:26 am PDT #3504 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

It kills me, because this is not the him I know.


Jessica - Apr 07, 2008 10:45:21 am PDT #3505 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I just made my first dentist appointment in 7 years. Meep. I'm scared. Don't wanna go.


Laga - Apr 07, 2008 10:45:53 am PDT #3506 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

ow! How many times do I have to smush my fingers in the hole punch before I learn not to hold it that way?


Tom Scola - Apr 07, 2008 10:47:39 am PDT #3507 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Jess, the first time I went back to the dentist after more than 10 years, I had no cavities! There is hope!


omnis_audis - Apr 07, 2008 10:48:18 am PDT #3508 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

for those stressing, whether it's work, dentist appointment, or trying to come up with a Natter title. I offer this: [link]

Very much work safe. I think sound, even at low level, helps a lot.


Sean K - Apr 07, 2008 10:48:39 am PDT #3509 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

And, in other news, I send Sean armloads of tacklehugs. I think of you almost every time I look at Matilda now; I see her head of wispy hair and remember you and S. visiting and your story of how you loved your little sister and how terribly you resented the hair that finally grew because it took away her extra-lovable "baby head," and I love you all over again.

Buffistas: Good for what ails you!

Thanks, JZ.


Hil R. - Apr 07, 2008 10:49:00 am PDT #3510 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Why do people say they'll take something on Freecycle without first looking at the measurements, which are right there in the description?

But in good freecycle news, I seem to have found someone who'll take this planter thing that's been sitting in my apartment getting in the way of everything for months.


omnis_audis - Apr 07, 2008 10:49:56 am PDT #3511 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Mom finally watched my game show. She says, "great job! You look really smart."
ow! How many times do I have to smush my fingers in the hole punch before I learn not to hold it that way
Somehow, those two quotes together just crack me up. Mwah! LOVE YOU LAGA!!!!


Jessica - Apr 07, 2008 10:49:56 am PDT #3512 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm not worried about having cavities. I'm worried about having sensitive teeth and being in massive amounts of pain.

They always tell me they're being gentle. But they AREN'T.