Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Hey now. As I learned from the Franklin Institute in Philadelphia, Ben Franklin was the fucking shit. I have no problem believing he spontaneously invented the word bacteria a hundred years early.
Mom finally watched my game show. She says, "great job! You look really smart."
I lost.
he responds back that it is her and people have been telling him not to propose because she's not cute.
oh dear lord. How old is this person? 15ish? Certainly too young to be getting married! jesus
you should not visit this site unless you want to waste time playing trivia tic-tac-toe. [link]
As I learned from the Franklin Institute in Philadelphia, Ben Franklin was the fucking shit.I agree. He is top of my list for "if you could go back in time and have dinner with anyone in history, who would it be?" Hello! Electricity! Gulf Stream! Reinventing the postal system. Founding Father. sooo much more.
Hello! Electricity! Gulf Stream! Reinventing the postal system. Founding Father. sooo much more.
Freethinker (advanced even for his time and his compatriots). Partier. Shrewd diplomat. Member of the Hellfire Club.
Belated....but happy birthdays to Stephanie, Amy, and Annabel! I hope you all had wonderful days.
Much ~ma to Susan and her mother, as well as the PMM family. Cancer can fuck off and die.
edited for sense-making.
oh dear lord. How old is this person? 15ish? Certainly too young to be getting married! jesus
He's older than I am. The terminology is mine. I just boiled it down for posting's sake. I think the sentiment comes more from some of the people he works with-good ol' boy lawyers. (Nothing against lawyers, or even southern ones, but there seems to be something about the ones from these parts that means they expect to have a Carrie Underwood look-alike on their arms)
Dear Daisy's Friend,
You should not get married until you stop asking other people whether you should propose and you get new friends. Also, if you do propose, I kind of hope she turns you down because you're not cute enough.
Hello! Electricity! Gulf Stream! Reinventing the postal system. Founding Father. sooo much more.
Freethinker (advanced even for his time and his compatriots). Partier. Shrewd diplomat. Member of the Hellfire Club.
And just for kicks, he invented swimfins. And bifocals.