Do you see any goats around? No, because I sacrificed them.

Willow ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Apr 07, 2008 5:11:27 am PDT #3423 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Losing a stone, as a phrase, sends me to a very Swearingen place, with a lot of dirt, misery, and a patchwork of profanity. But he *passed* a stone...losing one probably wouldn't hurt so much.


Fred Pete - Apr 07, 2008 5:56:15 am PDT #3424 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Belated Happy Birthday to Stephanie!

The little bugger scooted under the bed about ten minutes ago, though, and I know he's going to want to get up on the bed in the middle of the night. I'm going to have to fish him out from under there if I don't want kitty trauma in a few hours. Fun!

Do you have a night stand or something that Byron can use as an intermediate step? That's what Teddy did when he was having his problems. (By the way, we found out the results of his latest bloodwork: Normal! He can go a month until the next round!) He'd climb onto a night stand and go from there to the bed. He'd also dig his front claws into the quilt and pull himself up that way, but nobody preferred that way.


SuziQ - Apr 07, 2008 6:03:22 am PDT #3425 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Oh, oh, oh - small chance I might be traveling up to Seattle for work - a day or two in the next month. Please, please, please....


Connie Neil - Apr 07, 2008 6:17:30 am PDT #3426 of 10001
brillig

It's snowing again.

April 7. Typical Spring in Utah. If it only weren't so damned cold.


Fay - Apr 07, 2008 6:22:03 am PDT #3427 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Thanks, guys! I'm feeling all achieve-y!

Oooh, I have had such a nice day! Today I have:


* had an aromatherapy massage
* helped prepare and devour delicious lunch at a friend's house
* been to the gym (albeit only for 15 minutes, but that was how much time I HAD)
* been to watch a movie
*bought a SPECTACULARLY insane pair of shoes
* eaten a delicious dinner in one of my favourite wee restaurants
* played with MAC products.

Seriously - I'm SO not kidding about the shoes. Normally I live in ballet flats. These? Are shiny red FIVE INCH HEELS.

Because in the last photo shoot for my play, I looked like Sam Gamgee's fat sister, who's working a street corner. In Rivendell, surrounded by tall, attractive elves.

Now I'm going to look like Sam Gamgee's fat prostitute sister on stilts. Right up until I fall over and break my ankle, at which point I'll look like Sam Gamgee's fat prostitute sister on crutches.

Ahem.

But they ARE fantastic shoes. They're not so much shoes I can ever, you know, wear without killing myself, and they cost a scary amount, but...they ARE fantastic. I feel like a drag queen. Oh yeah.


vw bug - Apr 07, 2008 6:43:13 am PDT #3428 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Thesis is not only done, but it is also turned in. WOOT!


tommyrot - Apr 07, 2008 6:44:30 am PDT #3429 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yay!


Daisy Jane - Apr 07, 2008 6:44:58 am PDT #3430 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I have brought the puppy to work. He has thoroughly charmed everyone and is currently passed out in my lap.


sj - Apr 07, 2008 6:47:13 am PDT #3431 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Thesis is not only done, but it is also turned in. WOOT!

YAY!

I have brought the puppy to work. He has thoroughly charmed everyone and is currently passed out in my lap.

Aww!


Stephanie - Apr 07, 2008 6:54:29 am PDT #3432 of 10001
Trust my rage

vw, that's awesome news! You totally deserve ... something. I don't know what, but that's great.

I'm home! I really wish Joe was here but it's so nice to be home. I woke up in my own bed this morning and was a little confused.

Hey, I could check this myself, and I might, but are there any TOrchwood peeps here who could give me the short and sweet back story on Capt. Jack. I'm not a Who fan, but I'm enjoying Torchwood so far.