What'd you all order a dead guy for?

Jayne ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Apr 07, 2008 6:17:30 am PDT #3426 of 10001
brillig

It's snowing again.

April 7. Typical Spring in Utah. If it only weren't so damned cold.


Fay - Apr 07, 2008 6:22:03 am PDT #3427 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Thanks, guys! I'm feeling all achieve-y!

Oooh, I have had such a nice day! Today I have:


* had an aromatherapy massage
* helped prepare and devour delicious lunch at a friend's house
* been to the gym (albeit only for 15 minutes, but that was how much time I HAD)
* been to watch a movie
*bought a SPECTACULARLY insane pair of shoes
* eaten a delicious dinner in one of my favourite wee restaurants
* played with MAC products.

Seriously - I'm SO not kidding about the shoes. Normally I live in ballet flats. These? Are shiny red FIVE INCH HEELS.

Because in the last photo shoot for my play, I looked like Sam Gamgee's fat sister, who's working a street corner. In Rivendell, surrounded by tall, attractive elves.

Now I'm going to look like Sam Gamgee's fat prostitute sister on stilts. Right up until I fall over and break my ankle, at which point I'll look like Sam Gamgee's fat prostitute sister on crutches.

Ahem.

But they ARE fantastic shoes. They're not so much shoes I can ever, you know, wear without killing myself, and they cost a scary amount, but...they ARE fantastic. I feel like a drag queen. Oh yeah.


vw bug - Apr 07, 2008 6:43:13 am PDT #3428 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Thesis is not only done, but it is also turned in. WOOT!


tommyrot - Apr 07, 2008 6:44:30 am PDT #3429 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yay!


Daisy Jane - Apr 07, 2008 6:44:58 am PDT #3430 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I have brought the puppy to work. He has thoroughly charmed everyone and is currently passed out in my lap.


sj - Apr 07, 2008 6:47:13 am PDT #3431 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Thesis is not only done, but it is also turned in. WOOT!

YAY!

I have brought the puppy to work. He has thoroughly charmed everyone and is currently passed out in my lap.

Aww!


Stephanie - Apr 07, 2008 6:54:29 am PDT #3432 of 10001
Trust my rage

vw, that's awesome news! You totally deserve ... something. I don't know what, but that's great.

I'm home! I really wish Joe was here but it's so nice to be home. I woke up in my own bed this morning and was a little confused.

Hey, I could check this myself, and I might, but are there any TOrchwood peeps here who could give me the short and sweet back story on Capt. Jack. I'm not a Who fan, but I'm enjoying Torchwood so far.


Laga - Apr 07, 2008 6:59:40 am PDT #3433 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Capt Jack said he was was a time agent who got screwed over by the agency so he became a freelance scam artist. I'm not sure how he got hooked up with Torchwood but it was Rose on Doctor Who bringing him back to life that made him immortal.


Aims - Apr 07, 2008 7:15:04 am PDT #3434 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Dear Tenant:

You have signed the lease. This means you are responsible for this apartment for the next 12 months. I could care less what your kids think of the place. You signed a lease.

No love,
Aimee


Stephanie - Apr 07, 2008 7:21:59 am PDT #3435 of 10001
Trust my rage

Aimee, do you have a duty to mitigate your losses (i.e try to find another tenant) in Michigan?

eta: Thanks, Laga. I hate starting something in the middle, or when I know there is more to the story, but I just don't like DW enough to wade through it all to find the bit I want.

eta2: And, I forgot to say, regardless of any legal mumbo jumbo, I'm sorry you have to deal with so many annoying people. Poor Aimee gets it from both sides.