You two carried me through that war. Now I need you to carry me just a little bit further. If you can.

Tracy ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


CaBil - Apr 03, 2008 6:10:09 am PDT #3045 of 10001
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.

I have an open request in Apocalypse, people who can help please contact me at CaBil@aol.com

We now return to your regularly scheduled thread.


JZ - Apr 03, 2008 6:14:02 am PDT #3046 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, poor Dylan, and poor you, Jess. Wrestling with time off and sick babies and work expectations all just sucks.


Miracleman - Apr 03, 2008 6:22:53 am PDT #3047 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I am so bored.

"How bored are you, MM?"

I am so bored that I am reading a .pdf of the Majestic-12 Special Operations Manual regarding the acquisition and handling of extraterrestrial technology and biological entities (living and non-living).


erikaj - Apr 03, 2008 6:26:47 am PDT #3048 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

That's bored, okay.


Cashmere - Apr 03, 2008 6:29:49 am PDT #3049 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

{{{Jess}}} Poor Dylan.


tommyrot - Apr 03, 2008 6:31:20 am PDT #3050 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Special Operations Manual regarding the acquisition and handling of extraterrestrial technology and biological entities (living and non-living).

Does it tell you how to tell for certain whether a biological entity is living or not? Because they like to pretend to be dead, in order to put people at ease, before they come to life and ram their ovipositor down your throat to lay their eggs in your chest....


Emily - Apr 03, 2008 7:00:33 am PDT #3051 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Also, as The Thing taught us, "Some organisms can survive after death."


Jessica - Apr 03, 2008 7:13:14 am PDT #3052 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Am home. Boy is still asleep. Poor noodle.

[eta: And I've just realized I have nothing to eat for lunch now. Crap!]


Sparky1 - Apr 03, 2008 8:06:53 am PDT #3053 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Get well, D! and Jess! and, probably, E!

I dropped my puppy girl off for her spay operation this a.m., and I jump every time the phone rings hoping that it's news she's out of surgery and doing well.

In other puppy news, I love the name on this little guy: [link]


Steph L. - Apr 03, 2008 8:12:58 am PDT #3054 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Oh my god, Meaty is SOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUTE!!!!