Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - Apr 03, 2008 6:29:49 am PDT #3049 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

{{{Jess}}} Poor Dylan.


tommyrot - Apr 03, 2008 6:31:20 am PDT #3050 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Special Operations Manual regarding the acquisition and handling of extraterrestrial technology and biological entities (living and non-living).

Does it tell you how to tell for certain whether a biological entity is living or not? Because they like to pretend to be dead, in order to put people at ease, before they come to life and ram their ovipositor down your throat to lay their eggs in your chest....


Emily - Apr 03, 2008 7:00:33 am PDT #3051 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Also, as The Thing taught us, "Some organisms can survive after death."


Jessica - Apr 03, 2008 7:13:14 am PDT #3052 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Am home. Boy is still asleep. Poor noodle.

[eta: And I've just realized I have nothing to eat for lunch now. Crap!]


Sparky1 - Apr 03, 2008 8:06:53 am PDT #3053 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Get well, D! and Jess! and, probably, E!

I dropped my puppy girl off for her spay operation this a.m., and I jump every time the phone rings hoping that it's news she's out of surgery and doing well.

In other puppy news, I love the name on this little guy: [link]


Steph L. - Apr 03, 2008 8:12:58 am PDT #3054 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Oh my god, Meaty is SOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUTE!!!!


Sean K - Apr 03, 2008 8:13:29 am PDT #3055 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Okay that really sucks that taking care of your kid causes such conflicts with employers.

The downside of being freelance is that there are many times when I can't just take off (paid or unpaid) to deal with some home emergency. Sometimes I can, but many times, I really am the only person who can do what I'm doing. And I can't get a replacement because the thing we're doing that requires my presence is happening right now.

And it's one of those things where even one instance of deciding that being with S is more important than work and damn everything else means I stop getting work calls and start looking for another career.

I have all the flexibility in the world deciding on when or where I actually work, but once I'm actually on the clock, I'm typically locked in until the shift/job is over.

(Edited because I've clearly been spending too much time on non-Buffista boards lately, and am using wrong tags)


meara - Apr 03, 2008 8:17:56 am PDT #3056 of 10001

because I've clearly been spending too much time on non-Buffista boards lately

GASP! You're cheating on us??? I feel so....betrayed.


Emily - Apr 03, 2008 8:23:44 am PDT #3057 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

m-net will never love you the way we do, Sean.


Aims - Apr 03, 2008 8:24:08 am PDT #3058 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

CHEATER CHEATER BAND-CANDY EATER!