Angel: Will you just shut up for once?! Illyria: What? Angel: My God, the speechifying. Has it ever occurred to you that now might not be the best time for when-we-were-muck stories?

'Time Bomb'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Mar 17, 2008 12:46:44 pm PDT #281 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

the first time movie girl was impossibly cute though. She pranced up to the window with her white blond locks flowing in waves behind her, then bounced shyly on her heels until her dad caught up. When he said, "tell her you want to see Horton." She said, "NO! Chipmunks!"


SuziQ - Mar 17, 2008 12:53:49 pm PDT #282 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

CJ's little league team is putting nicknames on their shirts instead of last names. Unfortunately CJ is having a tough time coming up with a good nickname. He keeps offering stuff like "Terminator". Uhh, no.

So far all I have is "Mouth" or "Zippy" (which sounds speedy, but makes me think of Zip the Lip).


Laga - Mar 17, 2008 12:59:44 pm PDT #283 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

makes me think of The Pinhead


DavidS - Mar 17, 2008 1:15:47 pm PDT #284 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So far all I have is "Mouth" or "Zippy" (which sounds speedy, but makes me think of Zip the Lip).

CJ should definitely be Lippy.


Polter-Cow - Mar 17, 2008 1:45:40 pm PDT #285 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Good potato salad does not have mayonnaise in it.

That is all.

Potato salad without mayonnaise is just...potato!


Connie Neil - Mar 17, 2008 1:48:32 pm PDT #286 of 10001
brillig

Potato salad without mayonnaise is just...potato!

Wrod.


Laga - Mar 17, 2008 1:49:33 pm PDT #287 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

no it's yummy!


vw bug - Mar 17, 2008 1:52:32 pm PDT #288 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

So a co-worker thinks there's something "scary" about Obama. I really like this coworker, and I know we come from very different places culturally, but... what on earth could be scary about Obama?

Well, I got a forwarded e-mail from my grandparents last night, and in that e-mail Obama was compared to Hitler.

Boy, I should have come home and read the board before I stopped by the grocery store. I bought tons of snacks, but now I have all the WRONG snacks.

So, I’m going to IL this weekend to see the great-grandparents meet the nephew. Only, somehow I blocked out the fact that this seemingly good plan would include spending all day Sunday at a fundamentalist Baptist church. We get to have breakfast, Sunday School, morning service, lunch (at home), then back for the evening service! Someone shoot me now.


amych - Mar 17, 2008 1:54:23 pm PDT #289 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Not "lunch (at Golden Corral)"? You yankees do baptist all wrong.


vw bug - Mar 17, 2008 1:56:35 pm PDT #290 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Not "lunch (at Golden Corral)"? You yankees do baptist all wrong.

Well, actually, it probably would have been, except it's Easter, and the grandparent's don't approve of people working on the day, so eating out is a big no-no!