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Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Mar 17, 2008 1:48:32 pm PDT #286 of 10001
brillig

Potato salad without mayonnaise is just...potato!

Wrod.


Laga - Mar 17, 2008 1:49:33 pm PDT #287 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

no it's yummy!


vw bug - Mar 17, 2008 1:52:32 pm PDT #288 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

So a co-worker thinks there's something "scary" about Obama. I really like this coworker, and I know we come from very different places culturally, but... what on earth could be scary about Obama?

Well, I got a forwarded e-mail from my grandparents last night, and in that e-mail Obama was compared to Hitler.

Boy, I should have come home and read the board before I stopped by the grocery store. I bought tons of snacks, but now I have all the WRONG snacks.

So, I’m going to IL this weekend to see the great-grandparents meet the nephew. Only, somehow I blocked out the fact that this seemingly good plan would include spending all day Sunday at a fundamentalist Baptist church. We get to have breakfast, Sunday School, morning service, lunch (at home), then back for the evening service! Someone shoot me now.


amych - Mar 17, 2008 1:54:23 pm PDT #289 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Not "lunch (at Golden Corral)"? You yankees do baptist all wrong.


vw bug - Mar 17, 2008 1:56:35 pm PDT #290 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Not "lunch (at Golden Corral)"? You yankees do baptist all wrong.

Well, actually, it probably would have been, except it's Easter, and the grandparent's don't approve of people working on the day, so eating out is a big no-no!


megan walker - Mar 17, 2008 1:57:22 pm PDT #291 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

no it's yummy!

One of the few foods Germans got right.


Vortex - Mar 17, 2008 1:58:21 pm PDT #292 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Potato salad without mayonnaise is just...potato!

with a nice vinaigrette. Or hot with bacon. There are many ways.

I hope that this doesn't turn into a cilantro/muffaletta type discussion. Can't our condiments all get along?


DavidS - Mar 17, 2008 1:59:10 pm PDT #293 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yeah, I love German potato salad. Vinegary! plus bacon!


Hil R. - Mar 17, 2008 1:59:25 pm PDT #294 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

This article is totally cracking me up: [link] In addition to the "bible student mistaken for prostitute" part of it, there's the sidebar about the self-proclaimed "King of all Pimps," who went to Dwight-Englewood. Dwight-Englewood is the extremely preppy private high school here in North Jersey. Crimes you'd expect from Dwight-Englewood graduates would probably be money-laundering or insider trading.


vw bug - Mar 17, 2008 1:59:46 pm PDT #295 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Can't our condiments all get along?

Hmmm... nope.