la la la. We opened five minutes ago and my snack bar cashier forgot to pop popcorn. la la la
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Jiffy Pop?
How do you forget to make popcorn at a movie theater?
Good popcorn does not have mayonnaise in it.
That is all.
What? It's true.
um ... you're wearing something like this and the itching/tickling drives everything else out of your head?
yes it must have been the fur lined underwear. In my day keeps getting weirder news, a guest asked me to cut his ticket with scissors instead of tearing it because it's his daughter's first movie and he wanted her ticket stub perfectly preserved.
I dunno. I think Mayo on popcorn might actually be ok!
/sarcasm
did you cut it such that the title couldn't be read?
What? I'm not evil, just a wee bit maniacal.
a guest asked me to cut his ticket with scissors instead of tearing it because it's his daughter's first movie and he wanted her ticket stub perfectly preserved.
WTF? That's so wrong (on an aesthetic level). The torn ticket half is the symbol of having gone to see the thing. (They can save that if they want.) A ticket cut with a scissors is just a ticket that someone cut with a scissors....
well considering my snack bar cashier is also the ticket taker, and popping popcorn seemed a bit beyond her today, I didn't want to confuse her by sending her a guest with pre-cut tickets so I politely declined the request.