Jiffy Pop?
Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.
'Touched'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Toddson - Mar 17, 2008 12:20:12 pm PDT #272 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
sumi - Mar 17, 2008 12:21:36 pm PDT #273 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
How do you forget to make popcorn at a movie theater?
megan walker - Mar 17, 2008 12:30:41 pm PDT #274 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Good popcorn does not have mayonnaise in it.
That is all.
What? It's true.
Toddson - Mar 17, 2008 12:31:05 pm PDT #275 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
um ... you're wearing something like this and the itching/tickling drives everything else out of your head?
Laga - Mar 17, 2008 12:41:27 pm PDT #276 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
yes it must have been the fur lined underwear. In my day keeps getting weirder news, a guest asked me to cut his ticket with scissors instead of tearing it because it's his daughter's first movie and he wanted her ticket stub perfectly preserved.
omnis_audis - Mar 17, 2008 12:41:37 pm PDT #277 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I dunno. I think Mayo on popcorn might actually be ok!
/sarcasm
omnis_audis - Mar 17, 2008 12:43:51 pm PDT #278 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
did you cut it such that the title couldn't be read?
What? I'm not evil, just a wee bit maniacal.
tommyrot - Mar 17, 2008 12:43:54 pm PDT #279 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
a guest asked me to cut his ticket with scissors instead of tearing it because it's his daughter's first movie and he wanted her ticket stub perfectly preserved.
WTF? That's so wrong (on an aesthetic level). The torn ticket half is the symbol of having gone to see the thing. (They can save that if they want.) A ticket cut with a scissors is just a ticket that someone cut with a scissors....
Laga - Mar 17, 2008 12:45:06 pm PDT #280 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
well considering my snack bar cashier is also the ticket taker, and popping popcorn seemed a bit beyond her today, I didn't want to confuse her by sending her a guest with pre-cut tickets so I politely declined the request.
Laga - Mar 17, 2008 12:46:44 pm PDT #281 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
the first time movie girl was impossibly cute though. She pranced up to the window with her white blond locks flowing in waves behind her, then bounced shyly on her heels until her dad caught up. When he said, "tell her you want to see Horton." She said, "NO! Chipmunks!"