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Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Miracleman - Mar 31, 2008 8:02:31 am PDT #2470 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

That's the evil plan! Sean is just bait.

You're...not so good with the Evil Plans are you? I mean, rule #2 is, like, "Don't spill details of Evil Plan until you have the Hero chained up in some ridiculously contrived Death Trap and even then you might want to wait until the plan succeeds and then spell it out for the viewers."

I haven't even gotten into my car yet and now I know it's all just some dastardly ruse.


NoiseDesign - Mar 31, 2008 8:07:48 am PDT #2471 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Ruse or not it is still a bone chilling sixty degrees here.


Miracleman - Mar 31, 2008 8:09:33 am PDT #2472 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Ruse or not it is still a bone chilling sixty degrees here.

Okay, the list of People Who Need To Have Their Fucking Teeth Knocked Down Their Throat is, to date:

SeanK
ND

Now, this is just in relation to temperature and people I know. I have a whole other giant list for people I don't personally know and other reasons for teeth-down-throat-knockage.

Now, I just need a couple thousand dollars to pack up my family and move them to California.


Jessica - Mar 31, 2008 8:09:54 am PDT #2473 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Well here in NonCrazyLand, it is a balmy 45. And raining.


NoiseDesign - Mar 31, 2008 8:11:27 am PDT #2474 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

That funding can be arranged MM.

PS. Brrrrrrrrrrr


Pix - Mar 31, 2008 8:11:33 am PDT #2475 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Dude, if that was all it would take, we'd start a Bring the Miracleborns Home pot and you'd be here in a matter of months. IJS.


Miracleman - Mar 31, 2008 8:13:18 am PDT #2476 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

That funding can be arranged MM.

Plus an extra couple of bucks for a crowbar with which I will knock your teeth down your fucking throat.

I can maybe start the pot with some seed money by selling my winter clothing...


NoiseDesign - Mar 31, 2008 8:14:54 am PDT #2477 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Oh no. I'm frighted by the scary idle threats from the mostly frozen man.


Miracleman - Mar 31, 2008 8:15:42 am PDT #2478 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Oh no. I frighted by the scrary idle threats from the mostly frozen man.

I will thaw, sir. Someday...I will thaw.


Steph L. - Mar 31, 2008 8:16:20 am PDT #2479 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

That funding can be arranged MM.

I'm in for at least $50 if it means MM can deliver a beating on my behalf.

It's like a telethon!