We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.

Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


NoiseDesign - Mar 31, 2008 8:07:48 am PDT #2471 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Ruse or not it is still a bone chilling sixty degrees here.


Miracleman - Mar 31, 2008 8:09:33 am PDT #2472 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Ruse or not it is still a bone chilling sixty degrees here.

Okay, the list of People Who Need To Have Their Fucking Teeth Knocked Down Their Throat is, to date:

SeanK
ND

Now, this is just in relation to temperature and people I know. I have a whole other giant list for people I don't personally know and other reasons for teeth-down-throat-knockage.

Now, I just need a couple thousand dollars to pack up my family and move them to California.


Jessica - Mar 31, 2008 8:09:54 am PDT #2473 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Well here in NonCrazyLand, it is a balmy 45. And raining.


NoiseDesign - Mar 31, 2008 8:11:27 am PDT #2474 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

That funding can be arranged MM.

PS. Brrrrrrrrrrr


Pix - Mar 31, 2008 8:11:33 am PDT #2475 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Dude, if that was all it would take, we'd start a Bring the Miracleborns Home pot and you'd be here in a matter of months. IJS.


Miracleman - Mar 31, 2008 8:13:18 am PDT #2476 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

That funding can be arranged MM.

Plus an extra couple of bucks for a crowbar with which I will knock your teeth down your fucking throat.

I can maybe start the pot with some seed money by selling my winter clothing...


NoiseDesign - Mar 31, 2008 8:14:54 am PDT #2477 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Oh no. I'm frighted by the scary idle threats from the mostly frozen man.


Miracleman - Mar 31, 2008 8:15:42 am PDT #2478 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Oh no. I frighted by the scrary idle threats from the mostly frozen man.

I will thaw, sir. Someday...I will thaw.


Steph L. - Mar 31, 2008 8:16:20 am PDT #2479 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

That funding can be arranged MM.

I'm in for at least $50 if it means MM can deliver a beating on my behalf.

It's like a telethon!


Jessica - Mar 31, 2008 8:18:23 am PDT #2480 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It's like a telethon!

Call the toll-free number on the bottom of the screen to reserve YOUR exclusive smackdown! Joe's arm is getting tired, so call now!