You're nice, and you're funny and you don't smoke, and okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around, either.

Willow ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Mar 27, 2008 12:56:06 pm PDT #1902 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yay! Don't feel guilty!


Cashmere - Mar 27, 2008 1:03:03 pm PDT #1903 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

No guilt, Kristin!

Now I want to schedule a massage. I can get an hour for $60, too. AND it's at the gym where the daycare will take care of the kids.


Kathy A - Mar 27, 2008 1:06:55 pm PDT #1904 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Don't feel guilty, Kristin! But, if you're getting a massage at a chain location, see if they have any coupons online that you can bring in and save some $$, if that'll help with any lingering guilt issues.


Laga - Mar 27, 2008 1:12:30 pm PDT #1905 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Is this as offensive as I think it is?


Laura - Mar 27, 2008 1:12:37 pm PDT #1906 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

No guilt. The gift was intended to reduce stress. Sounds like a perfect plan.


Cashmere - Mar 27, 2008 1:13:27 pm PDT #1907 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Laga, yes, it is.


Pix - Mar 27, 2008 1:13:57 pm PDT #1908 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Oh, and I just realized that an hour is actually only $39, $49 for deep tissue! Even better.

Thanks, everyone. I think I really need it.


Laga - Mar 27, 2008 1:14:29 pm PDT #1909 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

yes massages are a staple, not a luxury.


Polter-Cow - Mar 27, 2008 1:15:51 pm PDT #1910 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Unlike, apparently, jewelry.


erikaj - Mar 27, 2008 1:16:02 pm PDT #1911 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Mom really hates when I say "Fuck *me*, like McNulty.(No, I don't have an accent when I do it. But she heard me and was like "Excuse me,") But I'm a little old to blame it *all* on Bushy Top.