Don't feel guilty, Kristin! But, if you're getting a massage at a chain location, see if they have any coupons online that you can bring in and save some $$, if that'll help with any lingering guilt issues.
Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Kathy A - Mar 27, 2008 1:06:55 pm PDT #1904 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Laga - Mar 27, 2008 1:12:30 pm PDT #1905 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Is this as offensive as I think it is?
Laura - Mar 27, 2008 1:12:37 pm PDT #1906 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
No guilt. The gift was intended to reduce stress. Sounds like a perfect plan.
Cashmere - Mar 27, 2008 1:13:27 pm PDT #1907 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Laga, yes, it is.
Pix - Mar 27, 2008 1:13:57 pm PDT #1908 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Oh, and I just realized that an hour is actually only $39, $49 for deep tissue! Even better.
Thanks, everyone. I think I really need it.
Laga - Mar 27, 2008 1:14:29 pm PDT #1909 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
yes massages are a staple, not a luxury.
Polter-Cow - Mar 27, 2008 1:15:51 pm PDT #1910 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Unlike, apparently, jewelry.
erikaj - Mar 27, 2008 1:16:02 pm PDT #1911 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Mom really hates when I say "Fuck *me*, like McNulty.(No, I don't have an accent when I do it. But she heard me and was like "Excuse me,") But I'm a little old to blame it *all* on Bushy Top.
JZ - Mar 27, 2008 1:29:34 pm PDT #1912 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Laga, yes, that is indeed as offensive as you think it is, and eye-rollingly insulting to an entire gender (in a way that doesn't reflect terribly well on the other gender, either). Like way too many ads. Thank everything benign and kindly for the occasional Greensleeves.
Kristin, I'm so sorry about your friend's girlfriend. How heartbreaking for A. I didn't mean to sound flippant about how devastating CF still is and how much brutally hard work remains for the people fighting it.
And, yes, you've been smote over the head by March long enough. You deserve a guilt-free massage.
Pix - Mar 27, 2008 1:31:05 pm PDT #1913 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Oh, sweetest JZ, you never sound flippant, and I didn't take it that way at all.