Zoe: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself. Mal: No! No, it's not!

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Mar 27, 2008 1:12:37 pm PDT #1906 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

No guilt. The gift was intended to reduce stress. Sounds like a perfect plan.


Cashmere - Mar 27, 2008 1:13:27 pm PDT #1907 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Laga, yes, it is.


Pix - Mar 27, 2008 1:13:57 pm PDT #1908 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh, and I just realized that an hour is actually only $39, $49 for deep tissue! Even better.

Thanks, everyone. I think I really need it.


Laga - Mar 27, 2008 1:14:29 pm PDT #1909 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

yes massages are a staple, not a luxury.


Polter-Cow - Mar 27, 2008 1:15:51 pm PDT #1910 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Unlike, apparently, jewelry.


erikaj - Mar 27, 2008 1:16:02 pm PDT #1911 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Mom really hates when I say "Fuck *me*, like McNulty.(No, I don't have an accent when I do it. But she heard me and was like "Excuse me,") But I'm a little old to blame it *all* on Bushy Top.


JZ - Mar 27, 2008 1:29:34 pm PDT #1912 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Laga, yes, that is indeed as offensive as you think it is, and eye-rollingly insulting to an entire gender (in a way that doesn't reflect terribly well on the other gender, either). Like way too many ads. Thank everything benign and kindly for the occasional Greensleeves.

Kristin, I'm so sorry about your friend's girlfriend. How heartbreaking for A. I didn't mean to sound flippant about how devastating CF still is and how much brutally hard work remains for the people fighting it.

And, yes, you've been smote over the head by March long enough. You deserve a guilt-free massage.


Pix - Mar 27, 2008 1:31:05 pm PDT #1913 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh, sweetest JZ, you never sound flippant, and I didn't take it that way at all.


-t - Mar 27, 2008 1:40:03 pm PDT #1914 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I finally got the Greensleeves video to play! Woo! I think the guy in the buckle hat is more of a Pilgrim than a Puritan on account of all teh feasting.

Yay, guilt-free massage!

I remember being really shocked when Kirk said "Damn" in the first Star Trek movie and rationalizing to myself that it was an emotional moment.


amych - Mar 27, 2008 1:53:43 pm PDT #1915 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I had hippie influences growing up. Expletives of all kinds were pretty freely used and, if not totally tolerated, then met with an earnest talk about how those were Very Strong Words and one should Consider the Context (which I think meant, don't say in front of grandma) -- but anything that was contemptuous toward an actual person, be it as mild as "stupid", got the "I don't ever want to hear you talk that way" smackdown.