Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Mar 17, 2008 6:08:18 am PDT #151 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Apparently they were developed from cattle feed.

But very tasty cattle feed!

Kristin, my cats are catloafing in Byron's direction, sending good kitty vibes.


tommyrot - Mar 17, 2008 6:08:57 am PDT #152 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

They would feed cows potatoes? Or some other feed with tot technology?


brenda m - Mar 17, 2008 6:09:44 am PDT #153 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Lucky cattle.

Lucky Byron and Kristin, too, if my crossed fingers have anything to say about it.


Miracleman - Mar 17, 2008 6:11:06 am PDT #154 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

TATER TOTS IS PEOPLE!!


Steph L. - Mar 17, 2008 6:11:34 am PDT #155 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

But very tasty people!

t /#1 tot fan


Scrappy - Mar 17, 2008 6:14:39 am PDT #156 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I wish the best possible outcome for Byron.

A very happy day for the wonderful adorable Laura and her DH.

I had a good weekend and got a lot of errands done. Got up at 5am today to take the niece to the airport. It's good practice, as I am doing the same tomorrow to get myself to the airport for a trip to Minneapolis.

One very important lesson form this weekend: if you are trying to sell a home gym machine to a couple, do NOT ignore the wife completely for the whole pitch until you say "Some people who are overweight--" and then turn and stare meaningfully at her as you finish your sentence "are afraid of trying a machine like this." No sale for you!


sumi - Mar 17, 2008 6:15:13 am PDT #157 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Tots are also indigenous to the Pacific Northwest.


vw bug - Mar 17, 2008 6:16:26 am PDT #158 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Hang in there, Kristin.

I quit buying tater tots several years ago, because I would eat them 5 times a day if I could. So, if they're not in the house, I don't eat them for every meal and then get mad when they're gone in a day. I just can't be rational about tater tots. And my roommate in Chicago just didn't get the tater tot love and was SO sick of them.


tommyrot - Mar 17, 2008 6:16:40 am PDT #159 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tots are also indigenous to the Pacific Northwest.

But then in the '30s, entire crops of tater tots were lost to the tot weevil....


JZ - Mar 17, 2008 6:21:04 am PDT #160 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Damn you all, damn your hides. I was just about to pop a Nyquil and drag my wheezing snuffly ass off to bed for a nice restful coma until my mom comes this afternoon to help with the laundry, but now it appears I shall have to get dressed at some earlier point in the day and go out to procure tater tots for lunch. Curses!

Kristin, so much ~ma to Byron and his surgeon and you.