Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

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vw bug - Mar 17, 2008 6:16:26 am PDT #158 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Hang in there, Kristin.

I quit buying tater tots several years ago, because I would eat them 5 times a day if I could. So, if they're not in the house, I don't eat them for every meal and then get mad when they're gone in a day. I just can't be rational about tater tots. And my roommate in Chicago just didn't get the tater tot love and was SO sick of them.


tommyrot - Mar 17, 2008 6:16:40 am PDT #159 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tots are also indigenous to the Pacific Northwest.

But then in the '30s, entire crops of tater tots were lost to the tot weevil....


JZ - Mar 17, 2008 6:21:04 am PDT #160 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Damn you all, damn your hides. I was just about to pop a Nyquil and drag my wheezing snuffly ass off to bed for a nice restful coma until my mom comes this afternoon to help with the laundry, but now it appears I shall have to get dressed at some earlier point in the day and go out to procure tater tots for lunch. Curses!

Kristin, so much ~ma to Byron and his surgeon and you.


Miracleman - Mar 17, 2008 6:23:12 am PDT #161 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

But then in the '30s, entire crops of tater tots were lost to the tot weevil....

Mmm....fricaseed tot weevil...


sumi - Mar 17, 2008 6:24:34 am PDT #162 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Thank goodness that population of Tot Weevil Snakes increased and solved that problem.


Miracleman - Mar 17, 2008 6:28:01 am PDT #163 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Thank goodness that population of Tot Weevil Snakes increased and solved that problem.

Little known fact: The common Tot Weevil Snake (Thamnophis sirtalis totrataenia) is usually adverse to eating tater tots themselves, making them the perfect foil for the tot weevil...they will devour weevils wholesale while leaving the tot intact.

They can, however, be tempted into traps with a handful of Ore-Ida Crinkle Cut French Fries.


sj - Mar 17, 2008 6:30:12 am PDT #164 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

(((Kristin))) kitty-ma and computer -ma. I'm sorry your having such a lousy day.


Connie Neil - Mar 17, 2008 6:32:47 am PDT #165 of 10001
brillig

"Sleep! I command you!"

Yeah, good luck with that.


Vortex - Mar 17, 2008 6:34:18 am PDT #166 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

The rugby bar has the option of upgrading to tots when you order anything with fries. awesome.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 17, 2008 6:42:00 am PDT #167 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

#1 tot fan

Oh god, I really have to get back to this restaurant in the South End that has tots instead of frites with the steak. Not just any tots, either - truffle infused shredded potatoes with cheese in the center. SO. GOOOOOD.