Kristin, looks like you should've dated a pie-maker instead.
...aw, man. Suddenly I'm pining for a Pushing Daisies Pi Day ep.
Jayne ,'Out Of Gas'
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Kristin, looks like you should've dated a pie-maker instead.
...aw, man. Suddenly I'm pining for a Pushing Daisies Pi Day ep.
Goooooooood Morning Vietnam!
Today has been exhausting and I'm less than four whole hours into it.
Em got into bed with us...again...around 2 or 3 a.m. Then she would randomly sit up and ask me incomprehensible things. She'd poke me in the shoulder and say "Daddy? Daddy? DADDY?!"
"Mmf, flrgle, what Punkin? What is it?"
"Daddy? Can we shaph do sobba wik wik in a minute?"
"...sure. Go back to sleep."
Some time later:
"Daddy? DADDY?!"
"Punk. What?"
"Daddy?"
"Yes, Punkin'? What?"
"Daddy?"
"Emeline. What?!"
"Daddy? Can we yab to the mow mow for a little while?"
"Go back to sleep."
"Daddy?"
"Sleep! I command you!"
And so on.
This morning it was "Return of the Revenge of the I Don't LIKE Pants!" For about, I think, eternity. Sobbing while getting dressed. Sobbing while brushing her teeth. Sobbing while the Empress put her hair in ponytails (something Daddy is, apparently, fundamentally incapable of doing). Sobbing down the stairs. Sobbing into her Corn Pops. Then she cheered up!
"Daddy? Can I watch TV?"
"No, Punk. We don't have time, we're leaving in a few minutes."
Sobbing while putting on her boots. Sobbing while putting on her coat. Sobbing in the car.
Then I get to work and the payroll server is down with a critical hard drive error. So I got that goin' for me.
Oh, dear. Poor little Em. Growing up is such hard work. Poor Em's parents - it ain't exactly a spectator sport, is it?
Hells no. Parenting is full contact.
it ain't exactly a spectator sport, is it?
Hells no. Parenting is full contact.
We forgot to buy pads and helmets.
Either that or parenting is like rugby and this morning I was just a whiny little bitch.
Sorry you had such a rough night, guys.
Kristin, did you make it to the Genius Bar? What did they say?
Sorry your computer's broken!!
Kristin, BUMMER about the laptop. Computer failure ... fails. Big time.
Parenting is not only full contact, it often requires hazmat suits.
Genius bar appointment is today at 2. Currently at the vet's waiting for them to open so I can drop Byron off.