And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Miracleman - Mar 17, 2008 5:08:31 am PDT #134 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

it ain't exactly a spectator sport, is it?

Hells no. Parenting is full contact.

We forgot to buy pads and helmets.

Either that or parenting is like rugby and this morning I was just a whiny little bitch.


Pix - Mar 17, 2008 5:15:23 am PDT #135 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Sorry you had such a rough night, guys.


vw bug - Mar 17, 2008 5:16:55 am PDT #136 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Kristin, did you make it to the Genius Bar? What did they say?


Aims - Mar 17, 2008 5:16:55 am PDT #137 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Sorry your computer's broken!!


Amy - Mar 17, 2008 5:17:32 am PDT #138 of 10001
Because books.

Kristin, BUMMER about the laptop. Computer failure ... fails. Big time.

Parenting is not only full contact, it often requires hazmat suits.


Pix - Mar 17, 2008 5:18:31 am PDT #139 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Genius bar appointment is today at 2. Currently at the vet's waiting for them to open so I can drop Byron off.


WindSparrow - Mar 17, 2008 5:19:02 am PDT #140 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Kristin, ~ma for Byron, headed your way. Getting the old snip-snip, is he? Or is there some other issue I have forgotten about?


Amy - Mar 17, 2008 5:20:55 am PDT #141 of 10001
Because books.

Oh, Kristin, I forgot to send Byron big healing vibes. Poor buddy. Hang in there today, sweetie.


Pix - Mar 17, 2008 5:22:40 am PDT #142 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Nope, Byron was snipped almost 14 years ago. He's having tumors on his leg removed today. We don't know yet if they are malignant.


Fred Pete - Mar 17, 2008 5:27:06 am PDT #143 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Much health~ma for Byron -- both the surgery and that the tumors be something easily treatable -- from us and our pride.