No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Mar 24, 2008 2:16:38 pm PDT #1250 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh Omnis, that sucks. Remember please that your non-blood family are here for you. Also, GC, so sorry about your lousy dental luck. Hugs.

The Dread Pirate Byron is stretched out on the bed with me, purring his head off.


sj - Mar 24, 2008 2:17:41 pm PDT #1251 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{omnis}}} I'm so sorry.


omnis_audis - Mar 24, 2008 2:19:13 pm PDT #1252 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Heal away Byron. Heal away. Wish we humans had a purring feature to help mend ourselves.


sj - Mar 24, 2008 2:21:41 pm PDT #1253 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Kristin, I'm glad Byron is recovering so well.


Glamcookie - Mar 24, 2008 2:24:15 pm PDT #1254 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Yay Byron!


omnis_audis - Mar 24, 2008 2:41:45 pm PDT #1255 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

OMG!!! In a perfect example of the universe giving Yin & Yang. My boss just offered me a ticket to Yankees @ Angels in August. Fireworks Friday to boot!!! Sweet!!

So my body sucks, but my friends rock. Guess I can't complain too much right? Could be worse.


Fay - Mar 24, 2008 2:46:34 pm PDT #1256 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Kristin, hope you don't mind that you and Byron were sort of stars of my assembly yesterday? We have a half hour Key Stage 1 (ie 5-7 yr olds) asssembly every Monday, and one of the 3 of us who teach that age range keep them busy during that time while the others get a wee break. I happened across a picture book called The 3-legged Cat by Margaret Mahy, whose teen books I loved as a teen, so I took that down and explained to the kids about you and Byron before reading the book. (In which Tom the 3 legged cat thinks wistfully of the pleasures of going off adventuring and prowling the world, and then as the result of a happy mixup, ends up adventuring and prowling the world whilst wrapped around the bald head of a roving adventurous type who has inadvertently left his moulting russian hat with Tom's short-sighted owner.)


Pix - Mar 24, 2008 2:47:12 pm PDT #1257 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Awwwwwww!

Fay, you have broken me in half.


Laura - Mar 24, 2008 3:17:04 pm PDT #1258 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

{{o_a}} {{GC}} Stupid uncooperative bodies!

Yay Dread Pirate Byron! Is Drew back home?


Pix - Mar 24, 2008 3:19:08 pm PDT #1259 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Yep, picked him up yesterday. He's more than a little rough around the edges, poor thing. He's recovering from some pretty major illness.