See how I'm not punching him? I think I've grown.

Mal ,'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Mar 24, 2008 2:41:45 pm PDT #1255 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

OMG!!! In a perfect example of the universe giving Yin & Yang. My boss just offered me a ticket to Yankees @ Angels in August. Fireworks Friday to boot!!! Sweet!!

So my body sucks, but my friends rock. Guess I can't complain too much right? Could be worse.


Fay - Mar 24, 2008 2:46:34 pm PDT #1256 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Kristin, hope you don't mind that you and Byron were sort of stars of my assembly yesterday? We have a half hour Key Stage 1 (ie 5-7 yr olds) asssembly every Monday, and one of the 3 of us who teach that age range keep them busy during that time while the others get a wee break. I happened across a picture book called The 3-legged Cat by Margaret Mahy, whose teen books I loved as a teen, so I took that down and explained to the kids about you and Byron before reading the book. (In which Tom the 3 legged cat thinks wistfully of the pleasures of going off adventuring and prowling the world, and then as the result of a happy mixup, ends up adventuring and prowling the world whilst wrapped around the bald head of a roving adventurous type who has inadvertently left his moulting russian hat with Tom's short-sighted owner.)


Pix - Mar 24, 2008 2:47:12 pm PDT #1257 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Awwwwwww!

Fay, you have broken me in half.


Laura - Mar 24, 2008 3:17:04 pm PDT #1258 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

{{o_a}} {{GC}} Stupid uncooperative bodies!

Yay Dread Pirate Byron! Is Drew back home?


Pix - Mar 24, 2008 3:19:08 pm PDT #1259 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Yep, picked him up yesterday. He's more than a little rough around the edges, poor thing. He's recovering from some pretty major illness.


Hil R. - Mar 24, 2008 3:20:54 pm PDT #1260 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

{{omnis}}

See also: Parents who think they get to take credit for their babies' good sleep habits. If your 9-month-old sleeps through the night, I envy you. I really, really do. But the fact that mine doesn't is really not evidence of parental incompetence on my part. Some babies just don't sleep.

My mother still reminds me that my sister was a perfect baby who slept through the night at five months, and I didn't sleep through the night until kindergarten. (By the time I was a toddler, I'd pretty much learned that waking up my parents in the middle of the night just because I was awake wasn't such a good idea, so I'd play with my dolls or read a book or something until I felt tired enough to go back to sleep.)


askye - Mar 24, 2008 3:34:01 pm PDT #1261 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Well in the good news there was bad Mom forgot to tell me.

G'ma fell and is in the hospital she has a cracked tail bone. Mom isgoing out there to stay for spring break. And my poor G'ma can't remember she broke it so she doesn't know why she's in pain.

But mom is going at spring break, just to give my aunt some relief.


Laura - Mar 24, 2008 3:38:12 pm PDT #1262 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Oh dear, that is rough askye.

I am watching Britney Spears on HIMYM.


sj - Mar 24, 2008 3:45:04 pm PDT #1263 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I am watching Britney Spears on HIMYM.

Me too. Didn't HIMYM already do an episode about Ted wanting to date the woman doing his tattoo removal?


Laura - Mar 24, 2008 4:00:07 pm PDT #1264 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I've only seen the show maybe 3 times. It has cracked me up each time, but I forget it's on. Fun stuff. Closing scene was a hoot.