Would scoot himself over to the nearest kid and just bite the crap out of him.
Yikes! My sister was a biter at that age too. My mother's most embarrassing parental moment was when she was about 18 months - she got separated from us in the mall one day, got freaked out, and walked up to a total stranger who had the unfortunate bad luck to be wearing jeans similar to my mom's that day) and bit her on the butt.
Bwahaha!! Horrifying as a parent, but funny as shit from over here.
Being neither the bitee nor in any way responsible for the biter, I can say that that's the most hilarious damn thing I've ever read.
If i ever meet your sister, I'm going to say, "OH! You're the ass biter!"
If i ever meet your sister, I'm going to say, "OH! You're the ass biter!"
Please do! At 23, she has expressed on numerous occasions her deep desire for us all to stop telling that story, but...we're not going to. Because, really. She bit a woman on the butt.
I believe it was around age 3 that K-Bug was bit in the butt by a kid who wanted the monkey bars. Her tush was right at mouth height, so that was how he notified her it was his turn.
Yeah, that's something you don't live down. Hell, at the same age, I also lost my mother and grabbed the first pair of denim-clad legs I saw only to discover it was NOT my mother. All I did was scream bloody murder and that story still gets told.
Bit a woman on the ass? Yeah, that's stuff for the bridal toast, right there. "Hey sis, remember that woman you bit on the ass? She's here! Sandy stand up and show us your scar!"
At which point I'll stand up and drop trou.
I am putting together an all-expense paid trip for Buffista Parents and Buffista Aunts & Uncles and we're all going to like a big resort and letting the kids loose on a small Carribean island.
Whee! Excellent plan, except I don't know if I want my perfect angelic boys near all those trouble makers.
Kristen I'm glad Byron is doing well.
I'm doing my sorta catch up. I have great news though I can finally stop saying neice or nephew because we found out Babycakes is a boy! I'm going to have a nephew!!!! And my brother is so cute when he was talkign about seeing the ultrasound and his son! (my brother is having a son! well his wife), it makes it all seem more real and exciting. than it already was.
Yay nephew! And it's lovely as always to see you, Auntie askye!