Being neither the bitee nor in any way responsible for the biter, I can say that that's the most hilarious damn thing I've ever read.
Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?
Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Mar 24, 2008 10:57:23 am PDT #1225 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Aims - Mar 24, 2008 10:58:32 am PDT #1226 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
If i ever meet your sister, I'm going to say, "OH! You're the ass biter!"
Jessica - Mar 24, 2008 11:04:19 am PDT #1227 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
If i ever meet your sister, I'm going to say, "OH! You're the ass biter!"
Please do! At 23, she has expressed on numerous occasions her deep desire for us all to stop telling that story, but...we're not going to. Because, really. She bit a woman on the butt.
SuziQ - Mar 24, 2008 11:07:44 am PDT #1228 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I believe it was around age 3 that K-Bug was bit in the butt by a kid who wanted the monkey bars. Her tush was right at mouth height, so that was how he notified her it was his turn.
Aims - Mar 24, 2008 11:08:50 am PDT #1229 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Yeah, that's something you don't live down. Hell, at the same age, I also lost my mother and grabbed the first pair of denim-clad legs I saw only to discover it was NOT my mother. All I did was scream bloody murder and that story still gets told.
Bit a woman on the ass? Yeah, that's stuff for the bridal toast, right there. "Hey sis, remember that woman you bit on the ass? She's here! Sandy stand up and show us your scar!"
At which point I'll stand up and drop trou.
Laura - Mar 24, 2008 12:06:50 pm PDT #1230 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
I am putting together an all-expense paid trip for Buffista Parents and Buffista Aunts & Uncles and we're all going to like a big resort and letting the kids loose on a small Carribean island.
Whee! Excellent plan, except I don't know if I want my perfect angelic boys near all those trouble makers.
askye - Mar 24, 2008 12:09:59 pm PDT #1231 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
Kristen I'm glad Byron is doing well.
I'm doing my sorta catch up. I have great news though I can finally stop saying neice or nephew because we found out Babycakes is a boy! I'm going to have a nephew!!!! And my brother is so cute when he was talkign about seeing the ultrasound and his son! (my brother is having a son! well his wife), it makes it all seem more real and exciting. than it already was.
amych - Mar 24, 2008 12:18:25 pm PDT #1232 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Yay nephew! And it's lovely as always to see you, Auntie askye!
sj - Mar 24, 2008 12:18:51 pm PDT #1233 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Yay, nephew!
CaBil - Mar 24, 2008 12:48:30 pm PDT #1234 of 10001
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.
Anyone know Latin. I am trying to figure out how to say "War and Peace" in Latin. Peace is Pax, War is Bellum but I am unsure of 'and.' I think it is 'ac' but am unsure...
Bellum ac Pax?