My three year old nephew decided that the best way to get my attention on my trip to Dallas was to throw things at me and then laugh hysterically. The kid has a good arm too. Three year olds are just little demons, but if this person says it again, totally smite him.
Can't you ever get your mind out of the hellmouth?
Buffy ,'Touched'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
sj - Mar 24, 2008 10:38:28 am PDT #1218 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Aims - Mar 24, 2008 10:39:08 am PDT #1219 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I guess I forgot to take into account that his kid got kicked out of daycare at 15 months for....
Fighting.
Connie Neil - Mar 24, 2008 10:40:01 am PDT #1220 of 10001
brillig
letting the kids loose on a small Carribean island.
IE, Lord of the Flies.
beth b - Mar 24, 2008 10:40:53 am PDT #1221 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
fighting
huh
Aims - Mar 24, 2008 10:49:59 am PDT #1222 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Yeah. Would scoot himself over to the nearest kid and just bite the crap out of him.
Em's going to class with me tonight. Should be interesting.
Jessica - Mar 24, 2008 10:54:55 am PDT #1223 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Would scoot himself over to the nearest kid and just bite the crap out of him.
Yikes! My sister was a biter at that age too. My mother's most embarrassing parental moment was when she was about 18 months - she got separated from us in the mall one day, got freaked out, and walked up to a total stranger who had the unfortunate bad luck to be wearing jeans similar to my mom's that day) and bit her on the butt.
Aims - Mar 24, 2008 10:57:14 am PDT #1224 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Bwahaha!! Horrifying as a parent, but funny as shit from over here.
amych - Mar 24, 2008 10:57:23 am PDT #1225 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Being neither the bitee nor in any way responsible for the biter, I can say that that's the most hilarious damn thing I've ever read.
Aims - Mar 24, 2008 10:58:32 am PDT #1226 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
If i ever meet your sister, I'm going to say, "OH! You're the ass biter!"
Jessica - Mar 24, 2008 11:04:19 am PDT #1227 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
If i ever meet your sister, I'm going to say, "OH! You're the ass biter!"
Please do! At 23, she has expressed on numerous occasions her deep desire for us all to stop telling that story, but...we're not going to. Because, really. She bit a woman on the butt.