It's cause you're so pretty.
Mwah. Bless you.
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jessica - Mar 24, 2008 10:29:43 am PDT #1209 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
hippocampus - Mar 24, 2008 10:29:53 am PDT #1210 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
Em's newest thing is when one of us tells her "No", she runs to the other one screaming behind her, "I'M GONNA TALL MY DAD/MOM ON YOU FOR TELLING NO!"
this.
"DAAAAAAAD! Mom said a BAD WORD!"
"Which one?"
"She said NO!"
I have completely lost the ability to be comforting.
it doesn't sound like it. it sounds like he's completely enjoying being around you...
Aims - Mar 24, 2008 10:30:12 am PDT #1211 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
When I win the lottery and have a brazillion dollars, I am putting together an all-expense paid trip for Buffista Parents and Buffista Aunts & Uncles and we're all going to like a big resort and letting the kids loose on a small Carribean island.
lisah - Mar 24, 2008 10:30:20 am PDT #1212 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
At some point in the past 7 days, I have completely lost the ability to be comforting.
Or you have increased your ability to be amusing.
And I know it's just a phase, but it's fucking depressing all the same.
My best friend's 2-year old boy twin is going through this thing now when, if he gets hurt, he will only let his dad comfort him. That's a hard one to deal with.
Aims - Mar 24, 2008 10:31:27 am PDT #1213 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
And I know it's just a phase, but it's fucking depressing all the same.
When kids hit that alternate parent phase, it SUCKS being the parent they want nothing to do with. So with you there, babe. Mwah.
Pix - Mar 24, 2008 10:33:32 am PDT #1214 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
So much baby/toddler coping ~ma to the wonderful Buffista parents! Aims, I agree that clueless friend is just going to have to find out for himself. "Clueless friend, meet 3. 3 can't wait to get to know you better." Jessica, that must be really frustrating, I'm sorry. I agree that he just finds you too fascinating to sleep.
beth b - Mar 24, 2008 10:34:16 am PDT #1215 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
my favorite story time story
I was reading a story called Happy Dog. It is about a cat that can't play outside, because it is raining. So he paints a friend - and the friend ( a dog ) comes out of painting. T ( who might have been 4) stopped the story time - because he wanted to know how they could get in and out of the painting. The class discuses it for a few minutes ( by the way , my ideas were useless) and finally came to the conclusion it was magic paint ( the three yr old version of handwaving I think). But it was a very logical and analytical discussion for kids under 5.
Jessica - Mar 24, 2008 10:35:04 am PDT #1216 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Trust me, I am neither pretty nor interesting at 3 in the morning. But you guys are wonderful anyway.
beth b - Mar 24, 2008 10:36:24 am PDT #1217 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
your baby sees with the best eyes ~ he knows you are the most interesting and fascinating person in the world
sj - Mar 24, 2008 10:38:28 am PDT #1218 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
My three year old nephew decided that the best way to get my attention on my trip to Dallas was to throw things at me and then laugh hysterically. The kid has a good arm too. Three year olds are just little demons, but if this person says it again, totally smite him.