wasn't there a Buffista a while back who turned out to be one of the 0.005% of women wearing exactly the right size?

When I got fitted last year, it turned out that I was wearing the right size. Total fluke.

turned out to be exactly the right silhouette for all the 50s vintage dresses I still fit into. They were just ugly as sin, very large and white and industrial,

I think those things have to go together, don't they? 50s dresses and white industrial bras, I mean. At least they do in the movies!

wasn't there a Buffista a while back who turned out to be one of the 0.005% of women wearing exactly the right size?

ita, IIRC. She was kind of disappointed that she was correct.

Olga Demis are my One True Bra, so naturally they're phasing them out. Bastards.

Hey, tommyrot, who's your State Representative?

Welcome home Stephanie!

You would think I need a bigger cup or band, but that doesn't seem to work, they are both clearly too big. Also, My boobs can't be a G-cup! My boobs are smaller than other women's boobs! I feel like taking a picture of my chest to show you that I can't possibly be that big!

Pretty much every time I go to the Towne Shop to get fitted, I end up as a different size. And the size and bra they tell me always fits perfectly. (They're also really good at figureing out which bra you should be wearing, not just what size. A lot of brands seem to assume that, once you get above a DDD, you must also have really wide shoulders, and I'm above a DDD with really narrow shoulders, so a whole lot of bras end up with the straps slipping off constantly. They're able to just look at me and tell me exactly which bra I should be wearing.)

Pretty much every time I go to the Towne Shop to get fitted, I end up as a different size. And the size and bra they tell me always fits perfectly.

I've been wanting to go there for years!!!

Hey, tommyrot, who's your State Representative?

Yep, atheists don't believe in protecting their children.

One thing I don't get about cup size - it's a measure of the...volume? of the breast, right? My breasts have def. changed since nursing (I was trying to explain how but it wasn't working) and they don't seem as big to me as the official measurement indicates.

But would be hilarious if men had these sorts of issues finding underwear that fit.

Don't know if it's hilarious, but it amused me.

Smarmy Sales Guy: Welcome to BornFreeBall, may I help you?

Clueless Customer: My girlfriend is making me come here for an underwear fitting.

SSG: Right this way, sir. What will you be using this underwear for?

CC: What do you mean?

SSG:Well, will this be used for sports, for social purposes, both . . .?

CC: Oh, um, both, I guess.

SSG: Great, thank you. Now, I'm going to need to measure your penis.

CC: What?

SSG: Most of you are wearing the same size that your mother bought for you in high school. That will not do. We need to get measurements for a proper fit. We tried asking for an estimate, but we found that our clients tended to exaggerate. We cannot obtain a proper fit based on ego.

CC: Fine, fine!

SSG: Okay, sir, can you tell me if you dress right or left?

CC: wha?

SSG: Right or left, sir?

CC: I don't know . . .

SSG:*sigh* Which side do you put your junk on when you pull up your pants?

CC: Oh! Um, right.

SSG: Thank you. What size do you currently wear?

CC: 34.

SSG: Oh, my heavens, no! You've been wearing the wrong size! Notice how your appendage just hangs there? With a proper fit, you will look so much better! Our growing room option can prevent embarrassment in social situations.

CC: Huh?

SSG: In social situations, some men find it advisable to have some additional space in the event of an unexpected change in size.

CC: Um, I guess.

SSG: Great! Now try these on! See how they accentuate the curvature of your buttocks? Also, notice how we have accentuated the positive while not being vulgar.

CC: I guess so?

SSG: Now we have a variety of styles and colors for you to choose from . . .

CC: I don't care, just give me some underwear!