My boss is literally trying to kill me before she leaves. I just had to look her in the face and tell her she's not crazy.

"So, I want you to write this on your piece of paper. This. Okay, look, I'll write it on the board for you -- this is what I want on your piece of paper. X, why aren't you writing?"

"Wait, what are we supposed to do?"

Kill me now. It's not even May yet. This independent project may just be the end of me.

Our Rock Band Competition was awesome! We made over $700. Sox, I don't think your friend was there or, if he was, he didn't introduce himself to me or, if he did introduce himself, I didn't process who he was.

I went on a 15-mile bike ride on Saturday and then did a 90+ minute spin class yesterday. My ass, she is sore.

In other news of my parts, I got measured in the Nordstrom bra dept. and the lady was like "you are triple D! Not double! You have been wearing the WRONG BRAS and you must wear these VERY EXPENSIVE ONES!" like $70 expensive. feh. I did get one and it is super industrial. It does fit though I guess.

I feel like that's what always happens at bra fittings, but I could be wrong.

Also, I just realized that if Memphis wins the NCAA, I totally win my pool at work, in a stunning come-from-behind victory!

I just bought my husband many pairs of underwear online. Good times. Go Jockey.com.

He is talking to job offer woman right now. I know because she called here first, because her computer is on the fritz and she couldn't find his office number. Good thing I was home.

I feel like that's what always happens at bra fittings, but I could be wrong.

Yes, I think this is why normally I tell them "no" when they ask if I want to get fitted. But she asked me what I size I wore and I said and she looked at me and was like "No way." But I swear my bras have been fitting! They are just old and wore out. And I haven't changed size that much.

I wore some of my new socks yesterday. They came up above my knee and made me feel very alterna-sexy. Because they're like stockings, but actually socks!

If I get a bra fitting and they tell me I'm a triple D, I will laugh and laugh. I do wonder what size I'm supposed to be wearing, though. I own some 36C, some 36B, and some 38A and they all fit okay. I am waiting to call on the Nordies ladies until I am finished nursing.

Not that they always tell you you're a triple D, but that the solution to your problems is an expensive bra in a different size.

But I swear my bras have been fitting! They are just old and wore out.

Well, they could be stretched out.... Also, did she have you go down a band size? One time, a girl at Victoria's Secret tried to tell me I was a 34 C, which is in no way true, but fits the up a cup/down a band size thing.

According to the types of places that report this sort of thing, most women are wearing the wrong size bra, and the most common mistake is to be wearing a too-large band and a too-small cup.