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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


lisah - Apr 07, 2008 6:09:55 am PDT #9823 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Our Rock Band Competition was awesome! We made over $700. Sox, I don't think your friend was there or, if he was, he didn't introduce himself to me or, if he did introduce himself, I didn't process who he was.

I went on a 15-mile bike ride on Saturday and then did a 90+ minute spin class yesterday. My ass, she is sore.

In other news of my parts, I got measured in the Nordstrom bra dept. and the lady was like "you are triple D! Not double! You have been wearing the WRONG BRAS and you must wear these VERY EXPENSIVE ONES!" like $70 expensive. feh. I did get one and it is super industrial. It does fit though I guess.


Jesse - Apr 07, 2008 6:16:58 am PDT #9824 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I feel like that's what always happens at bra fittings, but I could be wrong.

Also, I just realized that if Memphis wins the NCAA, I totally win my pool at work, in a stunning come-from-behind victory!


flea - Apr 07, 2008 6:18:24 am PDT #9825 of 10001
information libertarian

I just bought my husband many pairs of underwear online. Good times. Go Jockey.com.

He is talking to job offer woman right now. I know because she called here first, because her computer is on the fritz and she couldn't find his office number. Good thing I was home.


lisah - Apr 07, 2008 6:19:00 am PDT #9826 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I feel like that's what always happens at bra fittings, but I could be wrong.

Yes, I think this is why normally I tell them "no" when they ask if I want to get fitted. But she asked me what I size I wore and I said and she looked at me and was like "No way." But I swear my bras have been fitting! They are just old and wore out. And I haven't changed size that much.


Emily - Apr 07, 2008 6:19:05 am PDT #9827 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I wore some of my new socks yesterday. They came up above my knee and made me feel very alterna-sexy. Because they're like stockings, but actually socks!


flea - Apr 07, 2008 6:21:49 am PDT #9828 of 10001
information libertarian

If I get a bra fitting and they tell me I'm a triple D, I will laugh and laugh. I do wonder what size I'm supposed to be wearing, though. I own some 36C, some 36B, and some 38A and they all fit okay. I am waiting to call on the Nordies ladies until I am finished nursing.


Jesse - Apr 07, 2008 6:25:14 am PDT #9829 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Not that they always tell you you're a triple D, but that the solution to your problems is an expensive bra in a different size.

But I swear my bras have been fitting! They are just old and wore out.

Well, they could be stretched out.... Also, did she have you go down a band size? One time, a girl at Victoria's Secret tried to tell me I was a 34 C, which is in no way true, but fits the up a cup/down a band size thing.


Jessica - Apr 07, 2008 6:26:02 am PDT #9830 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

According to the types of places that report this sort of thing, most women are wearing the wrong size bra, and the most common mistake is to be wearing a too-large band and a too-small cup.


lisah - Apr 07, 2008 6:27:27 am PDT #9831 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Also, did she have you go down a band size?

No, just up a cup size. To her credit, the bras she brought me to try did fit really well.


tommyrot - Apr 07, 2008 6:28:17 am PDT #9832 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

most women are wearing the wrong size bra

Do we need some government-sponsored education campaign for this? A cute cartoon animal to alert us to this issue?