Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tom Scola - Apr 07, 2008 2:57:18 am PDT #9787 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

I've been at work for 45 minutes, and there are no internets and no Buffistas.


Amy - Apr 07, 2008 3:09:25 am PDT #9788 of 10001
Because books.

Buffista reporting for duty, sir.


Tom Scola - Apr 07, 2008 3:12:39 am PDT #9789 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Finally! Let the nattering commence.

Did you have a nice birthday, Amy?


Amy - Apr 07, 2008 3:20:21 am PDT #9790 of 10001
Because books.

Very nice! Sunshine and cake and lots and lots of lounging.

And today I get to go bowling with twenty four-year-olds! Um.


Shir - Apr 07, 2008 3:27:43 am PDT #9791 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

And today I get to go bowling with twenty four-year-olds! Um.

Is it good thing or a bad thing, Amy?


Amy - Apr 07, 2008 3:34:01 am PDT #9792 of 10001
Because books.

I'm sure it will be interesting, either way. Especially at nine o'clock in the morning.


Shir - Apr 07, 2008 3:36:51 am PDT #9793 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Good luck with the coordination thing.


Jessica - Apr 07, 2008 3:54:48 am PDT #9794 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Which are not *quite* as tasty as chocolate KPRINKLES.

Oh thank goodness! I was getting worried nobody would remember the KPRINKLES.

So far this morning, I have discovered that:

-coffee tastes good again, meaning I am finally 100% plague-free. Woo hoo!

-Scramble doesn't work on my office PC, probably due to outdated Java (which of course I can't update without admin access). BOOOOOO.


Dana - Apr 07, 2008 3:57:01 am PDT #9795 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Today, apparently in celebration of my other coworkers being out of the office for two days on a training thing I managed to get out of, my boss has decided to dump the temp receptionist we've had for like a month, and bring in someone new.

Who has already called to ask for directions. (This isn't actually that uncommon, people get lost coming here all the time.) But when she gets in, guess who will be showing her how to work the phones? Guess who will have no idea what else to tell her?

I'm so glad I stopped for doughnuts this morning.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 07, 2008 4:04:45 am PDT #9796 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Oh thank goodness! I was getting worried nobody would remember the KPRINKLES.

I was sort of thinking we need a FAQ entry just to remember the KPRINKLES!