Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

Spike ,'Potential'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Shir - Apr 07, 2008 3:36:51 am PDT #9793 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Good luck with the coordination thing.


Jessica - Apr 07, 2008 3:54:48 am PDT #9794 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Which are not *quite* as tasty as chocolate KPRINKLES.

Oh thank goodness! I was getting worried nobody would remember the KPRINKLES.

So far this morning, I have discovered that:

-coffee tastes good again, meaning I am finally 100% plague-free. Woo hoo!

-Scramble doesn't work on my office PC, probably due to outdated Java (which of course I can't update without admin access). BOOOOOO.


Dana - Apr 07, 2008 3:57:01 am PDT #9795 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Today, apparently in celebration of my other coworkers being out of the office for two days on a training thing I managed to get out of, my boss has decided to dump the temp receptionist we've had for like a month, and bring in someone new.

Who has already called to ask for directions. (This isn't actually that uncommon, people get lost coming here all the time.) But when she gets in, guess who will be showing her how to work the phones? Guess who will have no idea what else to tell her?

I'm so glad I stopped for doughnuts this morning.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 07, 2008 4:04:45 am PDT #9796 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Oh thank goodness! I was getting worried nobody would remember the KPRINKLES.

I was sort of thinking we need a FAQ entry just to remember the KPRINKLES!


Emily - Apr 07, 2008 4:15:30 am PDT #9797 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I thought it was just kprinkle, because I, at least, used it as verb.


msbelle - Apr 07, 2008 4:30:20 am PDT #9798 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

my boss is gone for two weeks. That means I may catch up on important but never urgent project. YAY!

I continued to be thrilled beyond belief that I got biggish things done at my house (hanging a mirror, installing smoke detectors, changing ceiling lightbulbs), I managed to move some furniture yesterday too. Mac now has a bedside table.


Aims - Apr 07, 2008 4:36:22 am PDT #9799 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It must have been kids bedroom weekend. I rearranged Emeline's room - moved her bed to under the window to give her more play space - and switched out her too small dresser for two new-to-us dressers I found on CraigsList. I even chaged all of her bedding, weeded out too-small clothes and shoes, and wiped everything down. She came up after I was done and gasped very dramatically and said, "My room! It's gi-gormous! And it's CLEAN!"


Sophia Brooks - Apr 07, 2008 4:53:33 am PDT #9800 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Um- they are talking about this woman's YEAST INFECTION again at work. Dear god! Please stop talking about your cooter in the break-room. I realize this may be your first yeast infection, but still....


SuziQ - Apr 07, 2008 5:00:08 am PDT #9801 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

We filled up a dumpster with stuff from the house and the garage, and yet the house STILL feels stuffed and cluttered. Blarg! Luckily our next door neighbors are going to order their annual dumpster for our use.

Tonight we are having a realtor come over and give us his thoughts on getting our house sold. I'm not quite ready to sign him up as our realtor, but I'm also nervous as hell. Like, couldn't sleep last night freaked out, nervous.


sumi - Apr 07, 2008 5:00:12 am PDT #9802 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Yikes. Have some discretion, people! Random co-workers do not want to know!